Literally me

Dressed like an old man

Go sleep

Either that or we’re all broke.

He was addicted to marmelade sandwiches

*Cry in 165cm*

Here's an investment tip for you:

Works the same way with abortions

Lol

Go back to sleep tbh lol

Zeus was into some chicanery

what do people expect to happen when they do this lol

I've got a few questions about the dildo

This Doughnut at A Doughnut shop

Chickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Today I spotted a patriotic butthole

You'll never get a cent out of me!

Pitle of the tost

He was peacefully asleep, until somebody opened up a bag…

SCROTUS

Someone's million dollar idea...

I hereby announce that FMA:B tyranny has ended!

Funni 100

When did this happen? And why?

How do you say it

I'm ready

Hmmm yes shower curtain rings. Interesting.

Become ungovernable

 

booba

They are in danger!

Average numbers tbh

It's as unrealistic as world peace...

Judges of the Nazi German People's Court

Based

Batman has to walk to school after his parents are murdered 1969

I cant believe it

Going in at 60mph

Mom? what the heck?

I found Earth's butthole in wintertime.

My body pillow has an umbrella stand! How convenient.

What if

relatable

U.S be progressing backwards

Nice

Trust the process

I accidentally bought a tiny ceiling fan...

Damn, I missed the fight…

Japan, Poland, Finland, Afghanistan,

Are you an ideal boy?

This sub has a seemingly endless amount of Tankies

I was murdered

Brought to you by someone who cares for humans

How pootis happen?

oh its on

The duality of Rome

The rabbit is not a good mascot for this cereal

Those countries don’t like their prime ministers

i guess

Neither actually had an honour code

Learned more about 20th century history of China and thought about it

Nestlé was founded. 1866 AD.

50 years before Roe v Wade…

The Hex Girls are the reason I'm into Goth Girls

Lmao Zelensky

The negotiations were short

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 660 ✓

Annual meeting of evangelical pastors somewhere in the South, 2001

***

He truly is ok

I think I got it right

idk shit about it, I'm just out here making memes ya'll

German > Dutch ?

It never is

***

Bcs

this birb has a point

this here is why you gotta fvck before marriage...

HANIBAL THE MAD LAD

someone is very angry that we had to put a makeshift cone on him for the night

she does not know

Starlight Anya is a different Vibe

we both know the samurai will lose

all right then keep your secrets

Lolsney

Rimuru in the Multiverse of Madness

Just don't ask me about my waifu.

Lost Judgment

The water that make the frog gays

Trooper

I miscalculated

General Robert E. Lee arriving at the Gettysburg battlefield, 1863.

Thank you stoicism

Bro you've been at it for an eternity

Fact: This pupper did an iconic photoshoot for the 'Nevermind' album cover . He never sued Nirvana and is the goodest of bois.

B.urgers D.rinks S.alsa M.usic

my disappointment is immeasurable and my gpa is ruined

Yuri what a siscon you are

An excellent plan.

that's what you get