Grandma said her new apartment came with an iPhone, or so I thought…

The end

I want to emphasize that these are not my cats

Glad to see my boi Boris got himself a new place

Reassuring

booze cruises are back on the menu

Terrible people then, both of them

"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask" - Bane, pictured highjacking a flight, 2012

This is my exact reaction

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Whoops, spoilers

Those 2 had a rough history

Pretty much me after I watching this anime

Drink water regularly

Both of these funny little characters have broken over dozen different federal laws.

He got the shapes right ngl.

Anon is famous streamer Jschlatt

They didn't expect that.

Not against the rules

What do you mean we have lost 164 000 soldiers and are running out of able bodied men?

I think we all know Akasaka's real motive

goodness

I just love this cat.

Kif! I have made it in the litter box, inform the men.

Good ol' July

belle

Goodbye Nazis in NASA memes, you will be missed

Yin x Yang

Curb your healthcare.

No more money for reactors

Datte kimi Yowai mon

A little fishy

Random fact

A somewhat disturbing fact

Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone

Skill acquired - Savage

Interesting trend

Anon's tracking investment pays off

And also reply to any comment from realDonaldTrump

poor guy

W*man moment

Don't forget to pay your developers...

I never would have expected watching our son poop be such a parenting highlight.

peak fiction

Oneteen onety one.

Mark Zuckerberg invents Facebook

Colonel Tom Parker launches Elvis Presley merch

Anon introduces himself to his new girlfriend's mom.

I recall doing a math problem about this dude

This sounds like a Doujinshi plotline...

time travel

Time to invest in sunglasses

My dog insists on sitting next to me so if someone is in his way he squeezes himself in like this

For those about to shop...

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 666 ✓

A+ to the marketing team

High Score...

They did it, LGBTQ people are now under control of the British

yes

They WISH they were as good as Spy Kids

Trigger warning for Japanese and Italians

garf

No but really, it is an important job to do. Otherwise cars would start making expensive noices.

God, it's complicated

Why we invented camera

So um, I saw this card in a Cracker Barrel

Kennedy and Khrushchev on a call negotiating about the cuban missile crisis

Hehe

Chad with capital C.

Just want to appreciate those who came before me.

The law of equivalent exchange

This is why we don't love you.

Sorry Jessica

Must be short for "inmate"

literally

‮

Dragon Age

You thought it impossible

PLEASE. STOP. IT'S. GETTING. ANNOYING.>:(

Logical

This is next level big brain move

Senselessness

Febtember

oh oh

I bought a vacuum sealer and have exactly 0 self control

also we dont have to import from russia

Whitey Bulger

I think I know that guy

dem hoes

What a pro

That would be a hell of an event to watch

Happiness and mental well being not allowed anymore bois

EA designs new content development strategy

Based

Brazil joins World War II

my home; where even the birds are ***s

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

Pepe

oh oh

I think that's quite the opposite of winning therapy