Answering phone

Stop being racist!

Every freaking time...

Captain America saving the day!

No f*ck you

Feeling tired

If ever a Great White looked cute, this is it.

Imma firin ma Lazar

Found this on my newsfeed

Can I copy? Pleaseeee

My faith in humanity has plummeted

Doesn't matter, still won!

Dibs on yoshi

Always remember, don't text and drive at the same time!

Hey, it's Tracy

Whenever I'm about to reach my objectives

So much happiness in a single thread

She's watching you.

Real men...

Is this real?

Poor Michael

I'm as well, I guess

Too far dude, too far

Kevin is my hero.

Nope. Nope nope nope nope

U wan rape me huh?

Damnnn

True Love...

Double kill

I wasn't that drunk...

I cannot stop watching this

Collecting your jar of hearts

B*tch Lori

This looks cool

YSK that this kind of deadbolt is not safe, at all [GIF]

Clever girl...

Revealed

Natural selection at its finest

This is me on a test

Bad Luck

Dat feel

(Deleted scene) Troll C3PO

Oh, Un

Best typo ever?

Europe's economy

That was beautiful, and 100% accurate.

This... this is cool.

They will never know

I want to play this

Deadpope

No f**ks given

Nanananan whait what....

The more you know

Oh BURN!

Foucault pendulum

I can't even...

"Someone please throw a cat at him... Okay, thanks Frank. Good job."

Well, he was

When people give me flyers...

Truth

Youtube-Hero

Greece in crisis

8 Months Later...

Sudden clarity clarence

When you're the only one who doesn't find a thing entertaining.

To that person who always upvotes my images

C'mon blizzard

That didn't went as planned

Winnie the Prick

His face made me laugh

You know you had too much, when...

Goes the clock

If EA published solitaire

Beats me

Well that escalated awkwardly.

Everytime when I'm really angry

Oh Youtube

Matrix: Home Edition

Let's stop the double standards, everyone.

Lonely dog is lonely

When I took my first driving lesson

Alphaness hit again

How to propely use a million dollar lazer.

"I'm too old for your sh*t snake"

The birth of two psychopathes

Wait for ittttttt... and you got it.

Way to go!

She's all in

Batman, coming through

No, I can do 3 at a time! Watch!

O.o

There are 2 types of people..

This happenes when my Friends get drunk...

Alpha as f*ck.

Are you a real man?

Good guy diablo

Who said dogs and mailmen couldn't get along?

Pointing...

Seems legit

Found this guy in a video, figured I'd cash him in for some internet points