Explain Canadians

The breeze in Texas right now

Kiki's Delivery Service.

better think again

Asked my wife to cut my hair

Why Mojang? WHY?!

WhatsApp Ricky

At the end we're all kids

That Pose

Noah feeds the animals of the Ark

In Netflix's Resident Evil, the protagonist is video chatting with MS Paint and no active internet connection.

don't read it

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Z-Day

Shit was literally used as a currency once

‮

father i crave violence

"But Daddy, I LOVE him!!"

What a terrible time to have ears

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KARMA HUNTED

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Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 690 ✓

The choice is yours

Time hasn't been kind to them

The descendants

Mouth

research

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Napoleon conquers Germany

wolfio

Yeah

He ain’t half wrong

DOGE

I wish I could train my cat to refill my ice trays

yum

bump

Industrial revolution? Don't care, mate

: (

I wish joy for me

pocket knife

humm

Gonna try this with my wheelies.

hope

Psychological Terrorism inadvertently invented by Hanafi Al Circasti during early dabblings with "sarcasm" . 732 AD

Then he eviled all over everyone.

Why always poland

The new Smash-Bros looks sick af

The US brings freedom to the middle east.

"Bless thy soul"

Dicky Mobe the whale captain hunts Ahab the merman .

bring the pitchforks

Let's play together

it's not that hard to write "it's" and "its" properly

Found among the dog accessories at Goodwill…

Walked in the in-law’s guest bedroom and saw this. They must’ve won a major award!

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Bono visits Africa

Add to your pokebowl for a balanced meal

atf

It’s Morbin time

Greatest description of a movie ever?

Olga of Kiev's bloody revenge would make a good movie

This little metal coin bank

Just finished polishing, look at the shine on that..

Local breakfast restaurant guarantees fast service

What divorce does to a mf

stop

Saw this aptly named artwork in a bar bathroom last night.

(´-ι_-｀)

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Recently discovered North Korean propaganda poster from 2015.

In 2017 Bill Gates sat on this stack of papers. Proclaiming that all of his divorce trial transcripts can fit on a single CD-ROM

It's Revenge Time...

Local Chinese restaurant throwing shade

Yep

Turned the corner in the Zoo to see this

Finally back!

Garlic bread is out of this world

It's almost like lego

Is real

Now it is legal

˓(ᑊᘩᑊ⁎) ::

Or he could be a heroin addict

Nobody is born a chad, except of course, Michael Ventris

Flamin' Hot Cheetos are invented

Another chance!

Even a colonist needs to have their priorities straight.

Take me back

Help the kids!

Found in the theatre elevator today.

Grandpa, no!

Trench warfare was brutal

Was the STEN really that bad?

Kinda shot yourself in the foot there

Found on a walk in PA. Someone lost a prized possession. Their loss is my gain.

babysed

oh oh

Could this woman be one of my people?