Took the first step towards losing weight!

sauce: My Hero Academia

*sad crab noises*

Okay, but what about on a scale from Compsognathus to Brachiosaurus?

God invents homosexuality

No need to try harder

one should also be able to enjoy things unironically

My Nut has standards

The two-party system emerges in the United States, 1796

Now please don't rant about it on twitter

not even surprised

something like that

Aqua flush facility

listen bro

those poor cia ni**a

Time to change the timeline

The best ship

We get it guys. Everything sucked.

How to maximize your rims size on a budget

German hyperinflation, 1931

I'm speed

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 713 ✓

Drawings like these in textbooks re one of the things I miss most from school

Cardi B begins her career of robbing men to support her lifestyle

You decide: are these socks supposed to be John Lennon, or Harry Potter?

I thrust in you ❤️

I haven’t tried these yet but I have a feeling I’m gonna like them.

My brother had my parents over for dinner one night. My mom texted me a bunch of pictures. You can literally see the light draining from his eyes over the course of the evening.

There is still hope for Hugelol

big hmmmm

womp womp

they used rulers instead of natural features

Inspirational indeed

Gastonomics

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soap

313 casualties due to friendly fire, booby traps, and extreme weather

abusive

I asked my sister how she's getting on with her new puppy ... this was the reply

Victims of communism foundation counted dead nazis as victims

Brash, dutiful and quarrelsome red guy coming right up

They overestimated it.

He doesn't even look repentant.

shift

why does it simply good? you decide

9 days, huh ?

I am prepared to die on this hill

Second one is human Shrek

Great expectations

What the *** is a tomato

WW2's world's most annoying aircraft needs more love...

Guys, guys, check this funni

The ATF probably should’ve been abolished after that amazing feat

One Day I’ll Get Them All

Advertisement at my local motorbike repair shop.

Not like they would finish it even if it smelled good

The spanish solution be like:

Gun Metal Grey 2015 my beloved

Source: God told me in a dream

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A battery you can legally do nothing with.

Someone sent me this muppet pic to insult me and it just cracked me up instead

You know you want those six numbers.

Jean-Jacques Dessalines was a real one

Y’all know this is accurate

Biblically low effort

How far we've come.

They just like me fr

I pity the tool

Hitler was a dumb b*tch

The lid from my asthma puffer looks like it's about to drop the bass

Congratulations to my friends 7.5lb burrito

All that, for this

Lmao

vibe

why isn't it possible? why not?!

not a movie

therapy jester

US history

upgrade

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Yuiyui

hehe

OVER

Sabaton reference lmao

neat

Im not allowed in heaven

My wife said Christopher Walken is looking like a bluejay fledgling....she was spot on!

"How many times?" was an actual conversation starter among Berlin women in 1945-46.

A young Italian woman attempts to terminate her pregnancy . Before the referendum of '78, these "back-alley abortions" were commonplace, and often resulted in the death of the mother.

smart

Pol Pot might be the worst dictator based on percentages.

hm I don't even know this picture has been photoshoped

what weebs think they look like vs how they actually look like while watching anime

The ultimate guide to Coffee.

Where are your minorities Canada?

Radio Free Liberty begins reporting on North Korea

he on another level

You ain't never had a friend like me ♩ ♪ ♫

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