Keith Richards meets Queen Elizabeth for the first time

The queen we wanted alive

***

My stepmom refers to cheese as “heroin”

The vet called and asked if they could use a pic of our cat for marketing purposes while he was in for dental surgery. I said sure! Then they sent the pic…

Actual Email from my nephew’s school, WTF

I hate POV pr0n without the ass view.

Chinese men trying to escape China while Mao is sleeping, 1969

Get your shit together "W"

horny jail

What do they want?!

No matter what you watch untill you enjoy it

Reasonable

The choices for my daughters preschool

where Harem??

Mom: See? Looks good on you.

minister

Margaret Thatcher briefly rebooted the Beatles in 1990

He may not be as wimpy as Kazuya, but damn he sure is as stupid as he is

Ok , now you have done it !

Lizzy's in a box

***

uh oh

A modern, updated system

Recently I discovered Little Nuns and it's infinite meme potential

Based

Little People Division was formed by the US Army in 1958

You passive aggressive little shit

Drunk, so the answers may vary. .

Skills

According to my CK2/3 knowledge, now is the time to strike

My name is Kobayashi Rawhide

With equal amount of piss you can pass

***

The artist formerly known as Prince

Even the fr*nch joined smh

All I’m saying is… let’s explore our options, Canada.

Megumin thanks you for sorting by new <3

Can't tell if he's happy or mad

Senator holds up Civil Rights Act, photo, 1964

The real Iroh meme

Eating all the chickens

One Of The First 1905 Anti-Vaccine Pieces Of Propaganda

This way

Dwayne Johnson Everybody.

plane go brr

Little bit of trolling

Society double standards are really stupid

Peak human innovation

My daughter insisted on watching the cookies while waiting for the oven to heat up. She stayed like that for 10 minutes

Since I’ve seen the adds now, it’s time

But how tho???

But who protects the gun?

...

Comply, Consoom, Cope.

Americans and their ‘greatest’ lists..

The king is dead

Rip in peace

The only waifu we know for sure will be good in bed.

Boss music starts playing

literally my wife always has a doubt on me

The poor Brits

What were they doing?

There must always be a Bri'ish King

I would rather die standing than live kneeling.

sorry for bed English

Italy and Japan sign the Tripartite pact

Gotta miss saying “God bless the Queen “

We found a way guys

Toodeloo

Burn on new Iphone 14

probably late to the party but here goes

Desmond doss best waifu :D

US Vs UK meme wars

We taking over like a Harem Hentai MC

60-base time system is invented (2,000 B.C. Sumeria

What’s an excel sheet ?

A WW2 Italian soldier lying in a pile of bricks after the building was shelled by Allied bombs

Enrico Palazzo saving Queen Elizabeth II - 1988

wholesome niggas

One of the last known photos of Steve Jobs shortly before dying of LIGMA

Quite the car problem!

Time's up Lizzy

Don't forget him. He deserves a lot of salutes too

Avocado I found today

A real chad

A 300-year old Loli insulting half of the anime community is one of my favourite genders

totem of undying

World Leader Roulette

The 2020's are taking so many good people from us

The most top secret in terms of secrets

relax

Kenyan TV has the sickest burns

Queen is Pepsi, long lived the Queen

p e r m a n e n c e

based

Life imitates art

The fact my daily is a Versa makes me feel proud to see this

She’s entering the second boss phase

lol, lamo