Yearly flossing schedule

My wife irl

Wish.com opens for business

Jesus Christ being born, Christmas Day.

Gotta outlive em all

So proud of the little fella!

Deer giving interview

Little MEMErmaid

I did it boys!

This note my dad wrote me to get me out of PE

"Stop it!"

It is hard to argue with this assessment

Wumaos be like

When you don’t read the small print…

Anxiety made manifest!

Something's wrong I can feel it

Look it up, it's true

I wonder what kind of people they are...

25's the cap for Leo

Funni joke!

***

Can you find camoflaged north Koreans?

Let's go boomer humor!

E n g l i s h.

Crazy

Breaking Craft

I'm the commenter now

Greatest vend diagram ever

Does fiction have to be factual?

I’m not saying it’s true…

I feel like the whole ad meta is a scam tbh

These are the some wet floor signs at the Toronto Aquarium.

>.>

Greek letter moves

Smacked a mosquito so hard it turned into a tattoo

One of the quotes of all time

*** moment

Damn

Rather Smart

Oh, Tinder.

Gender swap!

Congraduwtions, a winner is you

what's this now?

Exactly what I'm looking for, Thanks Amazon!

Hard working American factory worker loses his job to a machine

The mission was compromised, the spy must leave immediately

You've got an important choice to make!

I posted this 3 years ago but it's relevant now, so here it is again with less pixels

It’s like talking to people who think Jesus could only be white

I'm definitely needing a backup.

Yo anyone know how to get these?

-Yoo me 2 -Yeah me 3

It's not "healthy," it's lazy parenting.

What is….The most confusing clue you’ve seen on Jeopardy?

i don't know who did this but it's hilarious.

Someone explain please

Happy Father’s Day! Wait.

Manhattan mini storage has no more Fs to give

Wemen

This Season

If "nope" was a company

Run!

Good hands

I don't get the issue with The Little Mermaid, we have had this since 1982.

Pay attention to your children

But they are cool right?

had me a chuckle

Beans

:^)

Horse allergies

Its an instant dick shriveler for me bois, how bout you?

The collapse of the Soviet Union, 1991 colorized

Say her name!

For real, some of you need to grow up.

Daily Machikado Mazoku #116 ShamikoAndHerNemesis

I spotted a unicorn in the wild.

How much poverty

This look when leaving him at the vet for a few hours

British: hehe

Truly a sad day for all of us...

knowledge

Queen Elizabeth meets Roger the Goat who killed 20 men and took another 213 prisoner during the Falklands War

real life king

Who cares tho?

This sign they had at TS

Who is missing or should not be on the list?

Early blueprints for the Wright Brothers ‘Flyer’

good luck to both of you

That poor man

No Russian could have predicted

Ch-ch-ch-chaaanges! Tuuuurn and face the strange~

Probably a short reign

Id like to see them try.

Thanks

9/11 buildings

Take notes guys...

Don't drink and drive my friends. There is nothing "cool" about it.

Because ✨Disney✨

Got this great pic of the Chicago skyline at sunset while out sailing.

Much stunning, average brave