That Speech Means Everything To The Team

How dogs act when someone’s at the door

that happened actually

I feel bad for that one guy

Ruining all the fun

Rachel Dolezal begins to identify as black

Cue Laverne and Shirley theme song

hush-hush

My friend wanted ghosts painted on her nails for Halloween. Unfortunately they look like sperm.

Those freaking BMW drivers.

Just watched a pizza get delivered to the kitchen door of a McDonald's. It seems that they are not, in fact, "lovin' it".

They really liked him

My todo list

Well, any contradictions?

Ahhh

I love not being an average league player

Spooky Meme #808

Sometimes I just feel hangry

Now I need a surgery!

What a timeline

ONLINE AND OFFLINE SCREAMING

I can usually tell which neighbors have cats from their windows.

I told an ai bot to design a hyper realistic chicken nugget

Posted in staff bathroom at hospital

No nut November is coming

Seeing my dog everywhere…

Blaming fans/movie goers is a strong sign the whole thing sucks

Chris Pratt is a voice actor.

Classy

***

I’m the best! Waaaaaaaaa

I made a whatsit!

2080s elderly fashion

Good on you Pablo.

He technically is though

The US government is wild

Local brewery nails October marketing.

I still have scars

IT classes, the guy in front of me is taking notes in Paint.exe

Literally, never ever again.

so hyped for the mario movie

My genuine reaction to the trailer

Somebody said he looks like a hammerhead shark in the first picture - I can’t unsee it!

‎‎‎‎

a conversation i overheard.

The movie is way off

Unconventional

FRANCHISE EXPANSION!

Got y’all mofos sweating my drip is so hard

Got change?

Like, it's pure history Scoob

shit is so good

It’sa me, disappointment!

Just quit being racist duh

Vasili Arkhipov was an underrated gigachad fr

Ohh how I wish Moldavia

It’s spooky season!

Diary of a Wimpy Kid was way ahead of its time.

Maybe he doesn't like the sandwich

anyone got her sc?

Found in a portable toilet on a jobsite I delivered to

The first Suicide Hotline was set up in the 50s by a priest literally named "Chad". That's it. That's the joke.

Bro mine came back negative too, I’m so lucky

I would expect nothing less from Britain

Gone, just like that.

right now I'm on a good track

Blue >>> all other colors

Spooktober Spirit

Off to never never land

I ain't afraid of no ghosts

SHE-hulk

Look like a bad transmission

Stay classy Utah

Towl dry never does hair any favours.

Sorry demon

Itsa Meme

food food mart mart food mart

A new Mexican restaurant opened in the neighbourhood…

should have ran

too cool to be eaten

God I love cheese dip

I mean what else am I to do?

Literally me

The birth of Poseidon 1500 BC.

Those yellow ones with the blue caps. They go missing and turn up in the most random spots

Actually they'd probably charge more than 10K to land.

POC can’t be slavers - Hollywood

Congrats, you win again

I mean, i can get used to the design.

gear

I've remember Mario Bros from Xbox

Y’all know you lost right?

You guys know you lost right?

From 1080p to 480p

four characters

There are always two types of people…

Sticker in a port-a-pot on my job-site

Anal only

This is a joke, don't hurt me pls.

Do you yield?