Lasers go pew pew

It puts the lotion on the skin...

Little shit

I’m sorry but it’s the truth and we have too accept it

Absoluttely Ironic/Hypocritical, depending on how you see it

These planters at the office building I was today

58K US lives to well over a million.

Daddy, what does this button do?

I think some just want to be victims

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Dr. Chase McGrimace of the International Fast Food Museum IFF holds one of the first McDonalds apple pies from 1968

Something about vaginas

POV: You’re a sailor or a POW aboard the USS Barb

Seriously though, what did he do?

If only companies would understand.

They have awoken the beast

‎‎‎‎

Little Boy about to be dropped on Hiroshima

Straight

For my fellow educators out there

double-tap

I'm scared bruh

celebrating first year

The night before Hitler’s speech at the Reichstag

What an interesting twist

They say this is the perfect cosplay

Songs from the North

They call the internet an information superhighway, and it looks like corporate engineers are using AI to push out the programmers so they can ruin it, too.

Just can‘t find the newest Video ‘cause everything is stupid shorts

Would you accept the challenge?

Why is everybody talking about the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, when the Arthashastra already speaks of assassination in the year 300 BCE?

Binge-watching Pro Max

I see that coming.

Ichigo did nothing wrong

Choices, choices, choices

You know the movie I'm talking about...

I learned a lot from them

twitchcon man

Real...

sh*t meme

Mariah Carey meets Ozzy Osbourne

Seems familiar

Best joke trophy goes to...

Birb hat

coff coff...coff...coff

How my kid asks for snacks, from across the house

For all my DD/MM people

Can you guess who won the Halloween costume contest?

Moments before Putin's and Lukashenko's first kiss

My niece drawing the family's zip lining adventures today.

There are rocket scientists, and then there are these people

I have been advised not to explain it further

Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

A girl couldn't find her underwear the other morning

et tu, Luigi?

Not wahoo..

It never ends

The Impact of the American Civil War was not Limited to America

I hope it's at least holofoil

My students are carrying around 3D printed “Dwayne the Crock Johnsons”

Album Drop

He was raised well.

July 1 1916: German messenger forgets to check Twitter.

Germans, Germans

Christopher Columbus discovers the New World,

Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer drunkenly fantasizes over a mannequin that he stole from a clothing store

Tell her!

Duck Shop in Amsterdam

Porshe Tiger

quite the series of events

The Old Cadorna Strategy

Nobel Foundation is a cheap sellout since 1968, change my mind

America is werid

I see less humans as a complete win.

This was in my box of Wheat "Thins".

They've awoken the beast

I'm CNOTTAa unoferswiðendlíc, peasent

OK Duolingo!

:o)

I got fired

you wanna know how i got these borders?

If you do this, then stop.

‎‎‎‎I love cheese

Ive failed my new years resolution like 30 times now

I don't have the heart

‘Germanic War Chants’

On this day in 1978, Prince made his television debut on American Bandstand

Time 4 Round 2

What did they expect would happen?

Alexandria

Sad Viking noises

Jacuzzi

Ronald Reagan eating a flag during his second term

Daily Machikado Mazoku #144 Certainly not me

Do you hear the voices too?

Ey Peter, nice spot!

Source: it was revealed to me in a dream

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mmmm, piss