My wife teaches kindergarten. This was one of the worksheets she got back today.

Seriously, the Dutch have a massive hard on for Canada

Job and society

Guys, is it worth the risk?

My boyfriend’s grocery receipt

A list found in a port-a-potty at a music festival

It taste good who ***ing cares

This is actually my 8th birthday of being alone in this world.

Taylor Swift, British nautical engineer, displaying new dazzle camouflage used to make it difficult for enemies to judge range, speed, and direction

Silent bandicoot

This medical examiner’s license plate

Is Grammarly Trying To Get Me Fired?

ZzzZ ☕️

*insert SAO abridged reference here*

What did she mean by that though?

Don’t you hate when water season is over at Starbucks?

I vill eat ze bugs

Using DVDs to watch it

Which teacher called him out?

Heroic Italian volunteers removing the pineapple slices from a contaminated pizza 1877, colorized

…

She understood

Could be any other government as well

Twitter

Nega

Lower.. lower..

I see short F:NV meme i post simple as

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

Why

hence, shower kills

Jesse Owens' warm welcome home after Olympic success

Halloween in Australia

Portland, Oregon

...

***

Hmmmm

Why

snap

***

just following orders

It was too meta

no mom

I vow to be the 4th.. once

SNAIL

Those tires must be heavy

I will admit, it is hilarious to see their fans react to the word traitor

I love doing that

Pure evil

Classy burns.

My fiancée is a 2nd grade teacher, one of her kids has an interesting reason why he’ll land his future job…

she/it

Can't believe this was my first thought

What the hell did they do?

A prototype Anime girl is produced under imperial Japanese military supervisions in order to convert the US troops into weebs

It do be like that sometimes

Makes you feel right at home

"art"

Best cuisine in the world…

It could be anywhere

The Korean War begins

Guy likes dick and ass

Me too

Employed by the streets.

Bone apetit!

Surprise your gf with this one fact

She is the OG

I don't think it even counts as fan service

Sometimes reading ahead is painful

   

They are so fast

Chisato has Bugs Bunny energy

eh :(

they still don't like me mom

How tf do y’all be doing that?!?!

Surprise Pikachu face

Let's make this interesting.

Gonna be real, I will NEVER, EVER pronounce it "Jiff".

Marxist PhD

CyberChess 2077

dont

w is for wumbo

   

Much Respect!

Father n son

It can't be that bad

Kanye costume

B.L.M.

my cat snuck in the basement while I was priming the furnace...

i don't wanna lose any ships

Thank you, I will do what you tell me

Hopefully he doesn’t end up a brutal dictator

there's gonna be a succession line to the prime minister office soon

saw some dolphins today

Husband takes picture of loving wife after his surprise return from a long trip

I’ve never seen someone lose everything this fast

I wouldn't be able to stand it

* fortunate son intensifies *

Sometimes you need a break from Power and Motivation and just want something that hits different

Hmmm austria-hungary and germany seem really strong-

Treason fled before us for resistance was in vain.