Step 1: talk to women

heart or ballsack????

This is a post.

Best Girl 2022

Camp lejeune who?

Truly a sad day for all of us.

Well, it did not work

I heard the theme in my head.

I just want to poop in peace...he does this every time

I can still make her laff

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yes

There goes Hercules

Schoolchildren listening to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You”

italian potter

extended edition

Monke

Anyone else feeling like this?

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This perfume looks like a door stop. Or should I say, Dior stop?

PSA: This is what POV means

I guess everyone is cheating

Love finds a way

Chris Kyle snipes a RPG wielding insurgent from a distance of 1.2 miles, Sadr city, eastern Baghdad, Iraq, 2008

See Ye later

mad lad

‘Mercia has its priorities set right

My destiny is in your hands

Whaaaaaaaaa

Not me.

A new take on an overused format

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 791 ✓

well that's a broken ability

My cat loves sleeping on my parents bed

They're getting out of hand!

They may cost the same but that's about it

Major breakthrough in Genetic Engineering by American scientists

Buy a set of "Voice Activated" or "Motion Activated" stickers from Amazon, and the possibilities are endless.

"But she's actually 1000 years old, only looks 5"

Awwww.

That's one way to take care of this graffiti

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Kevin Hart can't go anywhere without getting flamed

Fit for a chainsaw

Brings a lot of memories back.

He was still a hardass psycho, but it’s important to clarify what “duels” often meant

Imagine the uproar this ad would cause today

637 tries and it hasn't worked? Surely we can't fail again.

Antlers

bruh its the best way

A huge tea party

Pablo Escobar standing above his vast cocaine empire

Daily Machikado Mazoku #167 Ganbare Shamiko, become a demon who isn't scared of dogs

New Twitter

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This will probably get taken down.

no no no no no no no no no no no no

Quit having fun guys it's not allowed

The same brain.

Not my OC

Ah yes, one problem with 196 equations

i made chad but a bit more realistic

The genetics factor starts to outweigh the social factor.

My husband used to call my mini cooper coupe a "clown car." At the farthest setting, his head hits the top and his knee hits the glove compartment...simultaneously.

You are aware that the Americans were not the only ones doing coups during the Cold War... right?

Had to get at least half credit for this on his test!

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

Popcorn dilemma

Clever little man

All Hail the New Twitter CEO

My Dad Retired and Started a Satirical Newspaper. This is the November Edition!

Bugs bugs and bugs

It’s funny cus it’s true

My moms boyfriend built an outdoor pisser so he doesn’t have to use the fence anymore.

Boruto is a mistake

Thats on me, i set the bar too low

Perry crossed the wrong line

They age so much better too.

Granny knows what's up

marige

finally, some good news

making the right choices

the thicker the stronger

Schrödinger's dog is created

it really ***ing sucks :(

No doubt this will be fire

Teardown

Twitter screnshots are memes

Still Waiting For It !

innervation

FREEDOM OF SPEECH...for $8 a month

Lift

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You know which platform this is about.

Me when marvel

My eyes still burn

I think my dog is giving me a Rorschach Test, I’m seeing Yoda or Mogwai on his chest.

girl and her dad

based china man