F for Pheidippides

Yeah haven’t made risotto in a while

Now this is fashion

tism

Me too

The obviously superior version

ahh i see

Cumfy?

First Jim-Crow-law is established

Just came from a walk with my dog, apparently he developed a new batman logo on his chest

yrththtrwqr

So infuriating, jag är arg og jag skrattar inte

Little spicy one to kick off the week!

Into the frankverse

My parents threw me a belated birthday party at their house, and my Mom was confident she had the correct candles before I showed up.

wamen

pain

historical bonk

High quality cuisine

mmmm

Precious stuff

Gotta hand it to the Spanish Civil War guys... they were creative

Zimmermann Just Telling America He Sent It For No Good ***ing Reason

What did you expect?

baby bird

Absolute garbage

The company behind this software should be dead by now

lazy

I’m so sorry…

hehe monkie

Would've saved us a lot of trouble

Now the monsters won't get me.

It was a sad day indeed.

Musk ruined Twitter

weekend vibs

Salud, dear friends.

***

anon has ADHD

Local Dominos Pizza poking fun at your PSL addiction.

how many steps do you skip?

Well what do you think?

bonk

I’m wondering about that for a while

Give me a worthy name!!!

...

This breaks my heart :(

Hasn't the CIA done well.

keeping tradition alive

If you feel bad about yourself, remember there are people that screwed even worse than you

All roads lead to Rome.

It’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a perfectly good rotten apple on the sidewalk

he stopped being president 2 years ago get over it

my hottest take

The inside of JFK’s car after his assassination

Dammit Bobby!

The first documented drive by shooting during prohibition

Cancer charity

kars

The inception of MAGA.

This is written in French and actually means Four-sided metal grater. What normal words in your language mean weird stuff in English?

Ötzi just hunted and gathered

The British government did not approve.

Name this band.

Give me a challenge!

Like yeah it was bad but the alternative was more or less genocide

Sorry for making this

I’ll keep adding things to our nativity scene until my wife finds out day 4.

Love the French league

The vegans are defeated , 1888

UN soldiers cower in fear as their un-gay munitions have no effect on an unfazed Freddie Mercury.

Sounds great NGL

My dad said my puppy looks like Richard Gere and I can’t unsee it

We’ve gone bananas in Latin America

Ratio that tea traitors!

Farewell… Kevin Conroy…

X-Wing crash while trying to land on USS Long Island

London, 9/11/2001

“terms and conditions apply”

Mmmmmmoney!

old, older, oldest school

Random Axis Powers meme

call

For Rent...

This makes me laugh every time I see it

even if they go jail, they get food and shelter

The ideologies behind posts have been kinda weird recently ngl

it'll be fun they said

Wonder where they got this title?

I don’t have it, but I also don’t pretend to have

Pretty big

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Too much soap?

i trust google on this

After that encounter, Red Hood was born

Melon Tusk

Black Panther was pretty great

We got something better

It seem a bit overkill

Got to go out dor some smokes

W-Well, kind of. Maybe.