The purple jacket stays on during sex.
It's not far from the truth
My history is clean!
I have lost my humanity
Toddler got some mad wordplay
Good looking out
We get it that you don't care now stfu.
Ok, which one of you is this?
I’m disappointed that I couldn’t resist making this
my neighbors cat just get stuck in my garage
It has served me well
I made my cat an eyepatch and he rocked it.
Qatar wanted to flex.
H2O are scary, might drown u
My friend's neighbor has strong feelings about early Christmas decorations.
Irish monasteries were like the backup thumb drive for Western European history.
Don't lose hope. You can do even better
I love Twix
don’t ask how she made a deal with that devil.
The reason why everyone thinks Zeus is the biggest imposter among us is because the majority of the greek heroes/demigods come from his affairs. But Poseidon beat his father at his own game.
If I don't move they won't notice me
Henlo Special Agent MacGillicuddy
Unpopular opinion, or the truth?
The real sigma males
Just wait a little bit Longer... It'll be funny... I swear...
Big ass tree I found today
what am I supposed to do with a $25 gift certificate to a car dealership? Buy 1/1000 of a car?
This is what thousands of Americans did, when they received this message.
coincidence or confession?
Look at this jerk on my flight back home.
The plane is nailing it IMO
Mussolini really fricked up
4x4 wojak compass of the assassination of John F. Kennedy, 59 years ago today
The countdown has begun
TBH the surrender of Paris ended up a big brain move at the end
He has a puppy
They announced Kobeni's devil contract.
Hainab stole my pants
My bfs Spotify song picture linked up to my picture and created and odd and funny image
Just happened to me :’)
Sholomon The Wise.
Libya was different back in the day
Zoro in the backrooms?
They became the very thing they destroyed
Which way you peeling !?
A Norwegian town ordered horse-shaped christmas decor and got this.
Just returned from Vietnam with some new clothes / gifts for my toddler - my wife just sent me this picture….guess I didn’t look close enough
Always found it strange how well my argentinian Grandpa spoke German
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit
What type of club? My kid's teacher had concerns.
Sherman was brutal...to all his damn enemies without exception
Biggest AA meeting ever.
Lobby your cause
Someone left this stump outside our urology office
Somewhere in an Indian toilet.
Oil money at work
There’s something satisfying about digging
They really didn’t think the name through, huh?
Kind of jealous
poland vs mexico
They gave up Nazism, but did they really lose?
Two memes for the price of one!
And yet almost 12 million Africans was enslaved and captured
Nigerian Prince Celebrates 10 year Anniversary of first email he sent.
Colorised picture of a car in 4001 BC, one year before the wheel was invented.
Weight limit of the bounce house was exceeded
I present you: OAKTOPUS
Definitely happened today
AI has come really far in a decade
She was not just another brick in the wall
Upper middle class and overly educated suburban snark
Can you imagine!!
Poland vs Mexico
If it’s not your primary language
It's always Columbus or Erikson
Fun fact: animal pornography is legal in Hungary, and it's a major export.
We have so much to learn
And some phonk aswell
HP means HP
I swear I don’t have a problem
I’m sick of it smh.
I don’t know where this guy is flying to, but damn it, I’m going with!
I smell commies
After three deployments I ran out of ***s to give.
The important things in life
Pure and utter bliss of an ability
Let’s go to the moon
a sin of the highest order
There’s a lot of really good duos out there. But not like this classic