Here to lift

I slowly open the door…

Well, how do you like them apples?

Clown…

Mark Zuckerberg's grandparents unveil groundbreaking Metaverse Listening Headsets

What happened to Forbes suddenly?

Especially

My mother, sister and niece went to Vegas for my nieces 21st birthday. This gem showed up in our family group text last night. She’s 83. Eighty three.

i have not seen them but still i would say that you better not look them up, i recommend this for your own sake

Any other variations of this joke song?

Got censored in another sub…let’s see how it goes here

TIL about Edwin Booth

I already did my waiting when I was a kid

just a daily reminder that pee is stored in balls

NPC Romaboo is the only NPC that can spit facts

Map of the World by the year 240 BC

Listen to your heart and not the voices in your heart

*** the Dutch.

For our American friends, this is how the soccer game ended

"great" european generals compared

made the icon last year

Get it all on record now – get the films – get the witnesses – because somewhere down the track of history some *** will get up and say that this never happened.

Bring out the hazmat suit, I am ready

Is this a better lineup?

Actual ad for a local restaurant

Godspeed, king

Brought to you by the TP User Gang.

That shot was brutal

Turkish independence War in a Nutshell

Finally

Technicaly true though

Brosecco

Albert Einstein discovers how Newton's laws of motion works on a human body, Circa 1950.

This grocery store gets it

i still don't understand why???

You can only choose 1 who would it be ?

Katana bad. Katana make you weeb.

the L stands for Lightspeed

A bidet on the coast.

What 24-minute-a-week series does to a mf

Ah yes, she's back

Woke college professor meets conservative student and refuses to debate him in the marketplace of ideas

Robert Todd Lincoln. There's only been a total of 4 US presidents assassinated

Bonane

Glorbos don't even know that artists were phased out in 2039 in favour of sunwave

Glad To Be The Youngest !

Welcome back from vacation!

Only if he goes defcon 2

Tipsy me decided to order this and now I’m not sure how I should feel…

Funny title. Lol

What the actual *** did I just read?

don't label me

can’t get tired of Diogenes and Alexander interactions

Poor St Nick

Wholesome History Meme

Without WW1 there is no WW2 without Gavarilo Princep, there is no WW1.

Playing in hard mode

badass good boi

Single serving canned air. Spaceballs predicted this back in 1987.

But Officer!

And other candles!

your country has ?

I woke up at 16:30

How many books about war and art are there?

"Ah, 3 million. No biggie!"

Everyone gets a piece

Heh

Did one with MC’s not long ago, now I decided to do one with deuteragonists!

SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!

My boyfriend just returned to work after surgery- and this is how he found his office.

Is marvel trippin or something?

No, you come here

My better half is the director of a pre-school. This arrived on her desk this afternoon.

On sight

Nostradamus publishes his book of prophecies

Yes

The ancient lost art of google search

This cheeky Futurama reference on a city-operated traffic billboard.

"We took it, that makes it our heritage." - GOAT Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura

Think I just made my boyfriend a puppy milk latte

Kind of based on true story

I think this is a better solution San Francisco

Call it whatever you want, just don't be a dick about it

They did not have to make this rhyme, but I appreciate that they did.

SNAP*

Vlad Poopin

Kanye next album cover

The consequences of even small actions can have rippling effects

How to avoid double and blurry vision while drunk

They didn't see that one coming?

tell me i want answers

Small chest?

Well Netflix... That's an interesting take.

Get ready for some bonking!

Hitler’s linkedIn face shot, circa. 1940.

Muh German

Lucky Shot

Time to make a lot of people mad.

Christmas decorations are up.

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