According to my wife’s Advent calendar it’s December 25th tomorrow. Happy Christmas everyone!

I’d like it if you’d call me dad

Quotes that go hard and prophetic

Possibly not the best bird-feed name when that's your company name.

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Ah yes, Reapers.

DEBOUT LES DAMNÉS DE LA TERRE

Maybe they're aliens

Martin Luther translates the Bible, 1522

It is even worse too

All those years of training Herblore on RuneScape have finally paid off

People were really like "oh just let that guy bleed his bad blood out"

Well, that is a bummer

Google the Fort Pillow massacre

Your son doesn’t have a “sister” he has a pet

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cry about it liberal

Pol Pot’s relationship with China was odd to say the least, despite the fact Mao aided and supported him.

What happened to have this warning put up

Cat: You all shall bow before me

It takes a strong man to change his ways

Retrocat

Nip this problem in the bud mods.

Asian psycho

Never Ask Those Who Know.

US Navy allows religious head garments, 2017.

germans be like:

Jesus is crucified for his love propane and propane accessories

What you think? Only $15k and it’s hot red!

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The same rules and standards never apply.

She dodged a bullet

what’s the answer please tell me

The woman’s face tells me she regrets joining the team.

The Big 3 Greek Gods

Pep

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Who's going to help them clean up now

It's only ok if you're a girl.

Numerous traffic accidents, massive water pollution, and probably caused the deaths of two fishermen

Literally me and literally me

Netflix

when you have to contend with savages

I was on t he news as "black friday shopper"

Jesus has a twin!

He died in 1925, but he did not know it - Charles de Gaulle

Everyone out here playing with AI art and here I am using liquify in Photoshop to shrink my head

What side are you on?

Marshmallow Man was naughty this year

You don't vote for me, I was chosen!

Project Alaska/New Finland

It is criticism of Christians and Muslim world

Two different ways to address competition

The real hero of the Great Emu War

Go out with a bang

He sure was an... interesting guy

Oh wait. I'm supposed to be single and a virgin...

my favorite part of Colonialism is when the natives said "its scalping time" and scalped all over those english dudes

We must ponder this for science

Big text

Metal gear rising is best

Girls bathroom vs Boys bathroom

More like James Corden IMO.

Chad Luftwaffe gonna Chad

It was a great match tbh, I can't wait to see Japan again in the future

oh so cute

The rise of Islam in South East Asia

Shamelessly stolen from tiktok

My favourite Anime : Family X Spy

Imma do it

One team bows other chokes

“Why don’t those sanctions work, they couldn’t possible support the government”

Good job boys

Noice m8

It is going to be our first Christmas with our cat, Mr. Gray. I'm not leaving it up to chances.

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just saying that you are now far more likely to meet someone who is bi-polar online than 3 years ago

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Making me paranoid

Please do tell my wife I posted this

Perfect Fibonacci

Shave side of head

My man can't get a break

This sign in my gym locker room.

Based? based on what?

Our daughter actually helping out this Christmas!

Lol perfect fit

Real is real!

I swear every single top post I've seen this last weeks has been given the award, it's getting absurd.

I don’t whether this means I’m really smart, or really dumb

What Could Have Happened?

Who could have thought

Someone just walking around like this, and not particularly fast…

This got me cracked Up……Lmao

Also no we werent mad about brexit, maybe cause we're not in the EU

sweet sweet gullible dan

Go back.

An average day in the USA

It's very long

And also pulleys