I would like a lesbian dragon maid and a 69GB RAM maid, please.

it isn't even ironic

Who the *** is eating level 6 toast???

Netflix is fast, anime is not even released

Do you all agree?

Got a PS5 for Christmas

summer of 2000

Just wondering what really happened behind the scene

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

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The $500 deposit I placed for my secured credit card 7 years ago was released... PLUS interest.

purrrrfect!

meirl

This is how she must of felt

I’m 20 and my family still buys them for me

THEY CALL ME PERVY SAGE

Straightforward security at the airport

Could that mean?

I hope he finds her...

You know what,*** you

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Strange people indeed

not so wholesome, eh?

Ohmygosh you're suuuuchhh an AB-

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Is it because I crop them badly?

Sometimes it’s important to remember history’s great figures would be pretty impressed with our world too

I take this 100% seriously

I ask for a friend...

Apple Watch warning one minute into Christmas morning with three kids…

masochist irl

Merry Chrima

Cold take

Please do this to me xD

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Trivia! Which country am I from?

Turned himself into a pickle, funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Santa Claus

On this day, December 25, 1998, Sergeant Al Powell heroically saved the lives of many people in Nakatomi Plaza and Xmas

US solider tortured in Japanese POW camp

Sorry boss, yea I’m going to be late again…

My mom did tell me Christmas was going to be different for me this year…

Ready in 3...2...1 CHEESE!!

Being the older brother on Christmas

7 times?

I'm so lonely bros

Ye 2024!

Cheers to positive possibilities in 2023, idk. Merry Christmas

My family does brackets for holidays, this was our Christmas bracket

there was a clever cleaner at work

Another Christmas as the last unmarried in my family

Redo of Healer but milf

my uncle scolded my aunt's dog and now she looks at him like this

I had brain surgery and the bandage looks like a woman's pad.

My mom got me the Communist Manifesto as a stocking stuffer for Christmas

The diagonal line is crucial.

Danny Trejo reading the script to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" during open casting, December 1966

being worried when you have to make "hentai" meme

Show captures the moments of women very well

Baby it’s gold outside

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Certain US State

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The commander knows whats up

YWNBARW

The better avatar

tit-le el-tit

Mediocre burgers go well with Jesus fries

Must be unique!

don't be ungrateful for what you've received this Christmas, i miss you G

Neighbors couldn’t even make it until Lunch on Christmas Day to get their tree out of the house

the older I get, the more i appreciate the gift

No more Christmas wrapping supplies at the store, so my daughter made do with stock on hand.

Padoru~

What my brothers Christmas gifts have been the past two years. He dislikes them

how could it have possibly happened

Big pant

I am button activated

Taking the good usernames

Let‘s a go!

It'll be unforgettable experience for him

Do it

A new guy at work has "2000" tattooed on his hand

pets aren't disposable

RIP My Butthole tonight.

July 2017, CDC confirms cure for depression and suicidal tendencies

Every civilisation has its flaws

Late stage schizophrenia

dumbest food name

I wouldn't look into it if I were you

He’s celibate because he doesn’t give a ***.

Nice

it's a tradition!

The Cholas literally conquered half of India and even Parts of Indonesia

women ☕️ being loving mothers

Merry Christmas Comrades

They’re in for a surprise

Yes, there are people who think in pictures...

Ho Ho No?

Hydrosexual Armin