"Let's see if he's really the chosen one... It's either jedi school or death."

pet's thing.

Emmanuel Macron asking his lawyer about Brigitte, 1993

just realized what I did there packaging these in one little pouch in my purse

I will defend corsets till the day I die.

That's news to me

This is my first post of 2023

How they did this with no coffee I’ll never understand

Caliphate soldiers speed running the Middle East

Why does every anime mc eat so much cuh?

It's 2023 afterall

I designed some sustainable NYE glasses last night.

Based or butthurt in 1866?

So apparently I need to explain to the in-laws how bagged milk works

Now it will be easier to find the mc's

In summary…

New year new legs!

Good morning Sol Invictus

   

she slumbers.

Adam seducing Eve to create mankind

reason why i always sleep well

At least someone remembered me

I can’t tell the difference

i waited for a whole year to post this

trailerception. lol

In bed by 9:30pm

Greatest PR Spin Of All Time

Good way to end the year at least

Ayo what the fu-

british brain cant cope with being second place

Hotel > AirBNB

Howard Stern

The 1912 election was the worst event in American history

I am Groot …

Picture from "The floor is lava" world championship, 1980.

Gavrilo Princip's Diaries

Anyone who has control over a country has the capability to wage war it's just costly

Peace out...

Betrayal

Found this toy at a German store. What is it?

Best way to start the assembly instruction manual

Someone couldn't make it to midnight

Happy new year you lonely mfs (3)

Stings the Nostrils

Guess which one my hubby used for the diffuser

cold

Me too bro... Me too...

why do you all bully and criticize us so much

It's getting kinky at your local bakeries

Nero castrated his boywife Sporus and promised a great reward to whoever could turn him into a real woman

In real life you dont always get a happy ending

Hollywood she's a lot smarter than you think

The ugly disturbing truth

Imagine still being in 2022

Math is fun

***

Last day that this can be posted

I missed some

Why do you have to make everything so complicated Fahrenheit !?

I moved out of California a year ago to the east coast. My mom is visiting and brought a disassembled In N Out burger.

Only Swedish boys will understand

have a happy new year!!!

My mushroom growing kit got tired of waiting for me to set it up properly.

HEEEELP!!!

The Sean Connery movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this

I probably missed a few

The Wiener Earth Society is founded

Skills

Just heard the news

Old Lang sign

Imperial Japan, tired of the country's teenage delinquency, passes the Battle Royale Act, airdropping 42 secondary school kids to a deadly isolated island to fight to the death.

My gift for 2023.

Me personally:1

Get rekt noob

Absolutely batshit horrifying

So I thought it was a joke but the Lego instructions for Majestic Tiger include a pink, prolapsed butthole

Top G in his natural habitat

peedick is always a crowd pleaser

Aunt cass

Send her more life:)))

Rainbow Washing

give them kids a reason to cry on the flight

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Most useless lyrics page ever

Bullseye, danger eliminated

Who is Louis and why do the Karens have his name on their faces?

What's up, Jafar?

My wife claims to love coffee but she mixes it with all of this each morning. I believe she is more into dairy alternatives.

God did me dirty

To Anna you listen

what color is your jumpsuit?

I’m going to bed

SHALOOOOOM

Turkey Supports Russia 1940

hero

A good ol' battle royale

Innocence is bliss.

Truly a Chad.

Ah yes the woke pedophile