Our cat turned 19 on New Years Day

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Weird countdown but okay

corGRRRi

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Despite a controversial rape scene and various pedophile allusions, Andrew Lloyd Webber is back on track with "The Nightman Cometh"

know the differences

And this is why….I don’t drink water

By cooling his feet in a pool with Officer Clemmons, Mr. Rogers ends racism in the United States. 1969.

remember no sleep

mall

I cast [Animate Skeleton] on the bones in the hero's body

Nice advertising department they got there

The same thing happened to me

The unspoken Rizz

July 24th, 1969. British rock band Cream's attempt at relaunching their career together meets an abrupt end when their members are run over and killed by an incoming train while posing for the press.

A true Canadian emergency

He mustn't know

mleb :'(

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Google collects more data than TikTok

Don't give it a soul

Who doesn’t love a free wooden horse?!

Pfft, Double standards...

We got given a toilet light but it’s stuck on red which is the most terrifying colour to have glowing from your toilet

A matrix glitch. Two random strangers.

nun nii !?

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“And make it bubble!”

Crispy Meme #894

Waste disposal

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felt someone needed some appreciation

Cmon, they weren’t all gay.

You are weak !

Terminator Music Intensifies

Bring the young men home!

*cough* *cough* Mindhunters

You have to pick one

This has happened

So long Legend

The Brazilian military regime starts its secret nuclear weapons project codenamed "Solimões"

▢ I'm not a robot

Sad, really.

Contrapposto ? Never heard of that before.

Admit it. You would be a jerk also

We are a strange species

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trust me, it's interesting

American history be like :

been bothering me awhile

The kids wanted spiderman costumes.. did not disappoint

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Dude had to sit on his island & watch

don't put it off too long tho

Ed Sheeran with his wax figure

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Whos The Biggest Simp?

In the port of the city where I live, there was a big prison where it was an institutionalized challenge

most of them at least

I am making meatballs and asked my SO to squeeze three cloves of garlic in the beef

"Let's see if he's really the chosen one... It's either jedi school or death."

pet's thing.

Emmanuel Macron asking his lawyer about Brigitte, 1993

just realized what I did there packaging these in one little pouch in my purse

I will defend corsets till the day I die.

That's news to me

This is my first post of 2023

How they did this with no coffee I’ll never understand

Caliphate soldiers speed running the Middle East

Why does every anime mc eat so much cuh?

It's 2023 afterall

I designed some sustainable NYE glasses last night.

Based or butthurt in 1866?

So apparently I need to explain to the in-laws how bagged milk works

Now it will be easier to find the mc's

In summary…

New year new legs!

Good morning Sol Invictus

   

she slumbers.

Adam seducing Eve to create mankind

reason why i always sleep well

At least someone remembered me

I can’t tell the difference

i waited for a whole year to post this

trailerception. lol

In bed by 9:30pm

Greatest PR Spin Of All Time

Good way to end the year at least

Ayo what the fu-

british brain cant cope with being second place

Hotel > AirBNB

Howard Stern

The 1912 election was the worst event in American history

I am Groot …

Picture from "The floor is lava" world championship, 1980.

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