I keep my Adderal in a gun safe. My dad added $6 so it would have drugs, cash, and guns.

Learn to code

Amazon is better

*5th wife

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Gigachadimals

I have everything I need right here in Happytown!

why did we learn cursive

‎‎‎‎that would be gay

the dudders

From Top G to Top Jail real quick

Just saw this on Twitter...

Who dis hiding away and why they hiding??

we can sleep well at night

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My 5-year-old niece drew me a picture of me for my birthday

A little too many dongs

I manually drew that hat

the most unlikely nation to hold that beefy leg

Yep the colors are correct

So..they cracked the code..

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then you realise numbers have genders

Ah yes perfectly captures his raw beauty...

Financing WWI on debt was a great idea

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girls are scary

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bruh

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Not an ancient history person, but I believe this is somewhat accurate

Nan won’t be happy about this one!

Best picture for McDonald’s ad.

Rip Louisiana

46.5863478,-112.0155234

Workers congratulate one another in successful formation of world's first Oompa Loompa union, Colorized 1972

Nice Shot Abruti

Ladies and gentlemen, CHESS for you!

He's such a gentleman!

the system is rigged aginst me

silent

Not even a week in.

Not asking for 5 star service here.

every blade of grass

Cold war memes get pretty heated, don't they?

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You can't see love, only feel it

flow chart for the win...

Andrew Taint

2023

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You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow

My favorite beach episodes.

who here agrees with me to stop the

Am I doing the right thing or am I stupid?

You have no talent

It's not a joke?

Britain may have been America’s father boy, but he wasn’t our daddy!

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 852 ✓

I didn’t think anyone actually thought he was a good person

We all know it was going to happen but we refuse to accept it happening.

medieval art is... fascinating

Just prove you own the land and we won’t bomb it. It’s that simple

we all know what it's going to happen

What friends are for.

My daughter was walking around shouting *** and I couldn't figure out why.

Jeffery Epstein welcomes Donald Trump to Pedo Island, 1992 colorized

Our cat turned 19 on New Years Day

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Weird countdown but okay

corGRRRi

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Despite a controversial rape scene and various pedophile allusions, Andrew Lloyd Webber is back on track with "The Nightman Cometh"

know the differences

And this is why….I don’t drink water

By cooling his feet in a pool with Officer Clemmons, Mr. Rogers ends racism in the United States. 1969.

remember no sleep

mall

I cast [Animate Skeleton] on the bones in the hero's body

Nice advertising department they got there

The same thing happened to me

The unspoken Rizz

July 24th, 1969. British rock band Cream's attempt at relaunching their career together meets an abrupt end when their members are run over and killed by an incoming train while posing for the press.

A true Canadian emergency

He mustn't know

mleb :'(

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Google collects more data than TikTok

Don't give it a soul

Who doesn’t love a free wooden horse?!

Pfft, Double standards...

We got given a toilet light but it’s stuck on red which is the most terrifying colour to have glowing from your toilet

A matrix glitch. Two random strangers.

nun nii !?

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“And make it bubble!”

Crispy Meme #894

Waste disposal

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