The hedgehog's dilema

I found this in my old Hello Kitty journal from 2009

I'm not traumatized, you are

It was not that in 1545. Why would they write two different words for man in all three languages?

Im doomed

“Mad Jack” just before getting a 50 kill streak on Omaha beach, D-day 1944

That show was amazing. And yeah, I know, they were not friends, more like regular co-workers..!

I pay subscription fee to fall sleep!

Stuffs worthless.

We are evolving but backwards

Safest street in the west

Ok It just feeeeels old. Or maybe need to get a life

They were outnumbered, 15 to 1

America is next...

Update on cat-proofing the desk

People getting offended by the weirdest things nowadays

What would happen if Dinosaurs are ever cloned in the future

Stares in psycho

Evolution of Dad

Same shit different face

Little *** spent a single day in Korea

my Italian girlfriend just broke up with me

Jesus Christ ascends into heaven after being crucified in 33 AD.

Guess the country?

grandpa looking fine

Cool

word

you deserve it :)

Don't forget the iconic boss music

4,500 Jews saved. Zero ***s given.

Cats do be violent

Every holiday I get a card from my boyfriend's nan. It's supposed to say ' To Jaz '... but I feel insulted

moment

101st Airborne unequivocally based as always

Rule 4: Posts have to be 20 years old.

That one time human rights were preserved over a fat joke

Son came home for the weekend and this was in his backpack. I don’t know whether to be proud or frightened.

I’m convinced he was a French double-agent

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All you need is to work as an apprentice and you're on track

The current state of affairs

If you put that in a fictional story, people would call it an obvious plot hole

it's a long set of stairs

This came completely out of left field /s

the Spanish flu begins

No, I don't think I will

Rise and shine, boys

No wonder this is on clearance

It took us way too long to find her.

Stumbled onto this

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Adam Smith publishing An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations, 1776

I get it now.

They were pouring asphalt on the runway... because it got destroyed by 2 other MiGs

Dog found ball of red string and started running around house

35.0110267,-85.3441109

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Good choice, sir

Too stupid to just make a sandwich

They would’ve crippled the navy for a year at least thankfully they didn’t

Play their stupid game but better than them

Ingrish

Living between 1914 and 1918 war really horrible in every continent

Biggus Dikus

During the Cold War, everyone blamed everyone else for the gay rights movement

Suffering, agony even

some pretty good fries

Special pleading is what they'd do

Caught dashing my doodle

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

My wife asked me to buy medium sized cucumbers. This is what I bought, she said it's small...

posting memes every day until I run out of ideas: day 2 1/2

We Stan those

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ever get that feeling your being watched?

What heinous crime did he just commit?

They used this picture at work today to see if we could locate all the OSHA safety violations...

Love a good ol power trip.

The waiter asked my wife how the food was and he made note of her response when the bill came

Corpolar Wojtek

He’s either illiterate or has no regard for the law

Any Century Now

He’s never talked about much over here

some Lovecraft shitposting

People are soft and fluffy on the inside tho

Got a vasectomy today. My wife got me get well cookies.

I swear anyone could say they succeeded the Romans back in the day and they'd have a fair argument according to everyone at the time.

Painting of Japanese Imperial Army in World War II

At long last her reign is over

Of course it doesn’t look good on paper. It’s meant to be worn and detonated

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My Dad Started a Satirical Newspaper in Retirement - Here’s His February Food Edition!

Who’s dog is this?

My calzone vs my colleague’s kofte kebab. He deeply regrets going on a keto diet.

Oh god WAIT NO-

Anti soviet man gets sent to gulag

BRAILLE?!?!

Starting with the dislike counter

4 days on my neighbours porch and counting & they are actually home!