To call this event a close call would be an understatement

transcript of a conversation I heard

Ahh the toothbrush... For brushing your own teeth, or someone else.

Moving on…

Ayo I got a 4 hr ad wtf

Me trying to decide what to watch

Career advancement is on the way

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As one skill fades, another rises

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"Let's just say what I said is a hate crime in 50 states"

My daughter's get well soon card for her grandad in hospital. He had a stroke and now needs a crutch.

My fob battery is dead and I spent a good three minutes trying to figure out the code to my door.

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Second chance

You're supposed to jump around and not read all the way through

Flordia man strikes again.

MLK's last moments before his death

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*Clenches wallet*

Who can forget

An Italian solider packs his belongings on his way to the front

( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

These anime trios in a nutshell

The "exotic" section of a grocery store in Finland

Lube

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They're just laughing at us now

Im pretty sure ive heard something similar before

I’ve been there more than twice as well son.

Moonlight

Be like Guinea Bissau and do both

This warning on my guitar stand’s box

Sword of Ligma

The US of A in a nutshell

Sigs of power

Minesweeper final boss

I’m not surprised anymore

He lost the laptop wanna cheer him up

Infinite food exploit found

I did not make mama proud

They just don’t get it

Good to know!!

Immortalised colours

This mannequin’s pose

I didn’t meet Keanu Reeves last night like I thought I did.

This guy’s name fits the crime…

she just like me fr

Anime when I'm alone

List of skills on a resume that was sent to me.

Imagine the insults

mail

And it's not going to survive much more

m-my argum-ment is-s v-valid!!

They will suffer Dennis

Congrats you burnt the White House, how exactly does that mean you won the war?

What is going on at this restaurant?

She fought the good fight, unfortunately it looks like they won.

Bocchi the Shuttle***

not sure if this fits here but I’ll share anyway :) looking forward to the rebuilds

Jesus vs. Medusa

A very sisyphean task

Tupac celebrates the release of his album, All Eyez On Me.

I don’t hate it, but I’m just wondering when this became a thing.

Young Alex Jones circa 1973

All my homies hate Le Corbusier

Can't decide if it escalated quickly, or de-escalated quickly

The perfect woman lives in Maine

The battle of New Orleans was a wild victory

The invention of Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

Holy shit it's ***ing happening

I would read this so hard.....

What they would say if they could talk.

It is not a naruto copy.

Socrates invents philosophy 418BC

stolen broom

Literary feud over writing styles

The Rutles was basically the godfather of mockumentaries, it was also ***ing hilarious

Ragnarok was epic in the Sagas

Imagine how USA would do in a war where they don't have air and weapon superiority

Two brooos slaying the monster Umbaba, *not* five feet apart cause the *might be* gay

I’m not normally one for conspiracy theories, but this is pretty compelling

Yo Ho

Was listening to American Civil War songs, then I noticed.

The Plague of Athens

The Last Dreadnought

                  pump jam

Fidel didn’t tell

Which Denji do you prefer the most

3 days to the capital, they said.

Imagine coming from across the other end of the world just to get roasted by the locals

Texas being Texas as usual

Cavemen discover mystical woman and write about it in cave wall 9000BC

When Your Dog Eats Something

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 903 ✓

Huh...

You are addicted

The English language is a mystery to some people

Just like real life