Leon, the Professional

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a shithead

Heroin Training

Murcia!!

My wife…sleeps like this…?

Weren't even independent for 2 weeks

Nothing hotter than a dad-mom

The Mars Automatic Pistol

karma for wearing a fez

Nanocelebrity

I think one of my chickens was involved in an explosion…

Army of Nazi skeletons piss of museum owner and cause mass havoc

I guess this is the end…

Saw this on my way to work today.

Did you know Benjamin Franklin wrote a book on finding a wife where he basically admitted to loving MILFs?

At first, it was just the pants... and then WTF are they eating, a bat?

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me at parties now

Amy Schumer being escorted out of a flooded night club.

choose wisely

Presidential Roadtrip

Rudolf Hess in 1941

The eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD perfectly preserved the people of Pompeii in calcified layers of ash, giving us an everlasting impression of their final moments

Did He Break or Uphold the Bro Code?

The Political Police would like a word with you.

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XXX-ray

All working cope is good cope

Perks of the Job

It’s exactly 30 years ago today that the greatest failure in American law enforcement began

If you can't summon your own demon, store bought is fine

Found this dog abandoned off the side of the road. He won't leave my chickens alone.

I'm Hillary's husband

I would like to have sex with tom89s wife

Mackensen is the definition of a full life

Gangs All Here

Child-proof kitchen.

"I have an inability to say no, if I were born a woman I would wish to be as ugly as I am now so I would never meet such temptation"

Prepare for Carbonated Trouble

Enkidu’s favourite joke

Constantine XI

So this is what they do after their shows

The first ever photographed closeup of snake scales on a color scanning electron microscope

What an average day!

Level 4 Cultist

My wife’s vitamins increase her survivability chances in a fight against yogurt by 10!

Cambodia police training

Proper Language

***ing egomaniac

'tism

Everywhere I go I see this

ㅤ

Little Nazi tries to steal shortbread

The power of guerilla warfare

Adolf Hitler pictured with his waifu

7/11 is dangerous after midnight

Oh grandma

Private Ash Ketchum is ambushed during the Vietnam War

@the_bottom and @the_top

attack on pokemon

Doesn’t have any braincells either

j o e

My kid had an educational day at the zoo.

how is this even possible?!

I don't brush my teeth anyway

leash your dog

Our local sheriff’s office regarding the blizzard rolling through today in the Sierras.

You are being liberated. Please do not resist.

I told my fiancé, “yeah that’s perfect.”

Schrödinger's Bag

as someone with Autism, stop getting upset over words.

Since some think it's a waifu utopia

U.S. isn't the rainbow dreams but it's also not the hellhole described on the media.

Got divorced this year. This is how it’s going.

i bet all my money on dante

Damn That Movie Suck

Barbara Howard didn't make a really good deal

No, I don't believe you!

just try me

My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player.

The "go away" spray.

it's like a magic spell

Avengers : Age of Hitler

Whoa! Samus is a chick? Cool!

Defectors over scrap

Apparently Hitler wasn’t just a ***, but a dumbass too

I tried to take a picture of myself but apparently looked at the phone midway through.

Sic Semper Tyrannis is more a rule than a saying

Japanese soldier hides out among dead comrades

What happened to Nanny McPhee

Elsewhere: "and rabbits are birds"

It’s ok France they still hate you

This HAD to be intentional, right?

"Where should I put the coupons?...just anywhere on the box? Okay."

Apartheid Algeria is TOTALLY a good idea

Been there

Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find the number

Military historian aka average discord wehraboo

Jesus breakdancing to impress hos friends

my wife drew a picture of our son...