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In Beauty and the Beast Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs for breakfast every morning. This is 21,900 eggs per year. This is why there is a egg shortage.
Think about my next joint
Don’t steal memes
And i always thought Planes are factory made
Totally safe and innovative
Nietzsche, 1882 CE
Remember guys, geopolitics is never about ideology, it's all about convenience!
Walked in on my wife sleeping with my best friend.
I dont trust these batteries
Whose mom is rolling with the custom plates?
That’s why she can’t tell me oh
were coming for you
In the simplest and most sarcastic way I can put it, here are the most "over"-comedic YouTube channels for discussing history!
A question for you all
I still wonder why they didn’t get invaded
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
continue in the most inappropriate way possible
Atleast the hat was cool
My wife ordered a coffee. Her name is BROOKE.
One way or the other he comin
Quo vadis, Poland?
Worlds oldest complaint
"Let's just cover this greenness with a dash of stone like paint.."
The Fed Reserve
Why didn’t the Mongolian go around the wall? Are they stupid?
It's a shame they never made a sequel so we don't know the consequences of this action.
We need to settle this once and for all
I geniusly think term "The Slaveholders Rebellion" is a better and more accurate
Good job genghis
I just had this randomly in my camera roll
This image hit me hard in the feels...
My general experience
Found on FB Marketplace
The unsolvable question
My friend genuinely believes that he is a time traveler from the future that came back in time to improve Turkey.
So i had my own answer and had to share
Today is the 108. anniversary of the war of gallipoli
Hawk of Judgement
why do they do this tho
Their favourite flavour
the end of criminals
Seriously, what kind of foreign language can have profanity obscene enough to one-up these two made popular by Polandball?
Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 925 ✓
I was good at poker
Make your own kind of music
Suddenly craving for garlic bread
Imagine if that really happened
Why doesn’t Ceaser just stand up and run away from the assassins? Is he stupid?
My beloved itsuki I'll always love you
She is Alive
No ur sweaty
A Certain Pokemon
Jan 6 1979: Voyager 1 takes the first ever close up picture of Jupiter,
As long as she doesn't make it into a candle, I'm like, whatever.
Just made this one
My friend said she wanted dory, this what he gave her.
Autism is released
Imagine being this guy doing the stock photo, "yeah just pretend to drink that apple cider!"
Been a long Saint Patrick’s day
Spotted on the Baltimore beltway today
Wine is stored in the balls
At the time, it was largely the only way women could successfully divorce their husbands.
Glad I live in Canada
Let's be honest, ravens were always cool
NGL, they are the best waifus.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!! NOT HER!!!
A legitimate post from a small town Walmart.
I mean it’s a ***ing leaf.
The old artsyle hit's different
She's the voice of Carol both in english and japanese. Are there other VA who did both japanese and english?
Must feel weird surviving this
An Irishwoman encourages Saint Patrick to bring Christianity to her people - 432
Is there even anybody who showers in school?
The statistics on this are not looking good
Who you calling a pervert?
Something dodgy no doubt
Adams is critically underrated
Monday, March 20, 2023, marks the 20th anniversary to the start of the Iraq War.
Title is gone to pay rent..
'Gotta go fast
The ides of March 44BC