best lifehack

So loud and for what?

Downside of being a brutal killing machine

Don't make me cry

1951 Alan Turing and Co. using thinking machines to invent shitposting

whoops why didn’t you say

Exactly 100 years ago today in 1985, the greatest rock band of all time Guns N' Roses was founded.

3 seasons of anime in one day let’s gooo!

This is America, we are courteous

Enter the punic wars

Spiderman clearly distressed after the murder of his uncle

home

And just like that. 14 hours of building wasted

Um the thing about that

Just following instructions

55 more minutes of freedom

Really is like that.

The importance of having goals in life

The Germans again

Movie night ruined

Knowledge isn't free

I just want to see zeros

I just don't see the point

The tragedy of darth dementia

Mayham

invention

You don't wanna know

and both are gonna scream Oh God ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

More reasons to study history.

Seem to be common victims

He called the police… on the horse?

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 941 ✓

The US can find oil reserves anywhere.

and will still watch more of it

My pets taste funny

It was really a bad period to live in France to be honest

Thats what friends are for

Spy x Family meme

True men have taste

What do you use

Abraham Lincoln : Paul allen

The toilets alone are a nightmare

Lies, all LIES !!!

Bollock daggers. For when your dagger simply must reflect your manhood.

Justice served

shock & disbelief

Costco will give you exactly what you know you didn't need.

shitposting is therapy

Found the Introvert

feds

I'd let her step on me

burned to well done

Tell me it never happened to you. I dare you

Some friends are more equal than others

I use 2nd option

Drunk Genie

A father consoles his son who lost his girlfriend during the 9/11 attacks, 2001

Adopted good boy

She was born to report the weather

Rare photo of Adolf Hitler attempting to escape Berlin, Germany 29th April 1945

my tyres :)

Somebody do this, I wanna see the result

They definitely kept 6' apart

That concludes the negotiations

The millet porridge alliance

Most of you still would.

Napoleon and his army take a selfie before get defeated by the armies of Seven Coalition

ㅤ

***

Told my parents there was a serious leak in their bathroom but they were not amused.

Stop your ***ing bullshit.

‘Afghan Girl’ in 1985 National Geographic Photo nearly two decades later

Herodotus claimed the Persians lost 6,400 at Marathon while Athens lost 192 lol

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!" "haha train go choo choo"

Wait, I think I might have it confused

My wife recently delivered in a German Hospital and was looking forward to her first meal… the meal.

who are we at war with again?

circle of life

The first NFT, c. 2008

I C R A V E W A T E R J O H N

Imagine having your foreskin stolen

We never see him… but he is always there

Gone as fast as they came

Monk Meow and his disciples.

scenario probably happened

I love living on Airstrip One

ripperoni

P U S H

WTF? please explain.

Newspeak doubleplusgood. Oldspeak is crimethink, crimestop doubleplusgood. Bb and miniluv dayorder use newspeak.

May I know what in Big Brother's name happened to this sub?

Had to double check the sub

Tipping is stupid. Change my mind.

These people need cut rations

Our IT department regularly "tests" us to see whether we fall for phishing emails etc. Note the IP address at the bottom of this message.

Glory to the Big Brother!

The greatest sin

   

Boat enthusiast loves thrash metal

Like, can you imagine?