"Dude, I let a whole plane crash today!" - "I took out two trains last week, bro!"

Could have gone so long without seeing this

We have come to a very disappointing time

No one would be prepared to see a wolf in their office

Zinggggg!

Silly tumblr.. And what's up with the caffeine spider's web?

F*ck logic!

I hate to interupt your daily laugh, but I wanted to honour him

The other day

I know. i love it.

Just one, please

Why?!

Pet me human

Women, the great equalizer

Besides the fact that this toy is weird, the comments are even worse

You know this feel

Smarterest

That would mean a lot of swords for sure...

Like I give a f*ck

I dont know who you are , but i will find you and resolv you

Dat's racist

Satan is such a good guy

Nice shot, Eddie. Keep it up

They get so offended if you lick them back

We have to go back!

He loves water

Outrageous

Badass Squirtle

What?s wrong with the world?

Story of my life..

Dude your sick

Whats diz?

Wait until the end

You'll be arreted

Three dimensional video

If Jupiter was the moon.

When i cant do my physics homework!

Pretty much everytime.

You get em spidey

Jazz hands

Just a nice gif

Zack is not a racist!

Lessons in life

Why I Hate Myself

Yes they do

Perfect timing.

Thats why i love hunter

Derping to abbey road

Fabulous deatheaters

Dick in a box - you're doing it wrong!

Bromance

Why, technology?

I dare you

Smooth

Using boobs to advertise HUGELOL 2.0, done right.

It "shore" is nice to see you

Some people just have too much free time

Wasn't expecting that!

Myth confirmed... to be fabulous

You're not welcome down here!

Hen + Tie = Hentai

Surprise Motherf****r

Well. If he says so...

The reason why birds do have feathers

Homer and money

Your move, Mr. Bond...

Working at EA.

Amazing, wasn't it?

A solution for global warming

Cats do not understand science

Wave rider

Upon smelling food

Diet Coke

The poor guy.

Sex offender

How I feel when I go full retard

I'm hella jacked

Gta logic

I'm just as shocked as you are

Whenever I read the instructions.

German precision work

Poor penguin.

Oh awesome

Lesbianism

Those that know , KNOW what i mean

How I feel on weekends with no homework

Well, that's a skill, too...

Go home CAPTCHA! you're drunk :)

Hipster pedobear

Childhood...

See you soon, guys!

The Milkshakes!!!

Inertia Friction Welding

Notice how she doesn't actually spill the drink

Peeing on an electric fence is not quite the smartest move

Ain't no one stops the giant snowball of perdition

HA! Gaaaaaaaaaay

"Hight five"...Fiiiine

This is the biggest conspiracy since JFK.

F*ck off