When can't think of a better comeback...

Every damn time!

Society...

When I see saggy pants

Patience is a virtue...

The truth behind Slenderman

Make pictures in the future.

Video games!

My father and BF meeting for the first time. It went well

Mom

Jump.........We dare you

Rock or your favorite music ;)

White girl problems

Wonder how long this took?

I have lost all faith in humanity....

I think i did a terrible mistake adopting this kitten

Surprise mothaf*cka.

Epic Reindeer

This is why you should listen to your parents

Want this for my wedding

And they have pictures and video tapes to show you what you did

Yet another referee is stolen by the tentacle monster. [OC]

Racism at it's finest

What is the world coming to?

Jesus!

Here's a chart...

Pixar light IRL

Stupid chameleon

I can relate :(

Faster

Stupid Humanity

No diving

So I made a presentation in class today...

That one time i ran so fast i turned black

Plase stop

German Police... -.-

True story

Flip book shooting

Every time I go to my grandmother's house for dinner:

I'm not a baby

Cannon'd

Your whistle is awesome!

How summer weekend is spent.

Just realized this, FML

Forehead.

Just volleyball

Alice loves cocaine.

"Mine now"

I can fly

Peek a booo!

Just firefox

Yeah...this is good

When someone does not say thank you after I hold the door open for them

Whatever you do just don't touch the cactus

My friends and I trying to decide where to eat.

Bad signal?

This always pisses me off in action movies.

Oh women....

To The Limit!

BACK OFF! he's mine!

Why i'll go out with my ex

Just to make sure

We've accepted our impending doom

U r doing it wrong daddy

Dog used Extremespeed...twice.

Irish wedding reception

Candy cigarretes

Pooping level - newspaper fail

True and false in the saame time

When Hangover meets LOTR

Again!

Meanwhile in Florida

Explosives make everyone a terrorist

I'm probably not the only one

We've got a badass over here

Stealth mode activated!

Guess Who?

You promised

Greatest cab driver alive

How Real Men Hide Their Porn [SFW]

I wish I had the same god

Finding Nemo: A real thriller

When somebody i don't like wants to touch me

Now this is how you use a rope swing

I can haz scratch?

"Don't talk to those white ones son"

Oops i think they painted the rock again.

I've never even thought about it like this...poor kid.

Laughted way too much at this, I'm going to hell..

When I throw something at the garbage and it actually goes in

The f*cking Candles

It's too soon!

Rude girl

My thoughts exactly

Rawr!

MacGyver has a trick for everything

Smile, LICK, RUN

Deal wi- FAIL

When The Boss Walks In The Room

Guess they decided to leave him there