Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment...

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Da Wordy

shinzo….

We have david blaine at home

The hero we need

Shuddup and take my money

The elites don't want you to know this, I have 458 old rich men

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Indeed

   

Ggg

Smooth

Uh oh

Got me

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Safety always on

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William of the people

Cheers mate

*Insert pun about spam*

Yeah

And I'll see you tomorrow

What if you dig at night when its colder?

the pigs fear the DOGE

40K

Hello

uwu armewiam gewocide

fire

Werewolves can't resist hotdogs

Double stalls are for ranked competitive shitting

We live in a society

almost

aLEX

breh id be a great sleeper agent

Human centipede

just like the russian hacker with us

Damn straight

The only way is up

Ruthless > speechless

I'm blonde

what a retard

furry

Some dad jokes aren't jokes at all

Very polite

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Dont let him hit you with his mind-waves

winner

yes

Mega evolution is just Digivolving

House is a gamer, he knows

i like trains

Mankind is a random chimp event

Sleepy Joe -> Sneaky Joe

The fascist death squads already marching after the elections

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Dewit!

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Amateur

This time, next year, we'll be millionaires

title

knife ears

g.f

give me a drink

Ernest Hemingway

title

another W

war buddys

One stage of your journey is over, another begins

Problem, officer?

A miracle, one of the biggest miracles they say .

Joe you did it!

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Families torn apart, sad, very sad, the most saddest ever

We could totally reach heaven

let's hope so

Chat is this real?

That's bait

The poop bandit strikes again

Confirmed

bombs

‎‎‎‎GM

Do you even lift bro

prussia

yes

Ggg

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my serotonin levels also correlate with my weekly karma

It may be enough to make the devil cry

booba

it's getting better

hehe

nero

Superpower by 2020

ggg

Wohmen baaad, kmeeee

Maybe it's not too late