2MuchFreeTime · 7-Year Club · 7 points ·
How to make a gazillion $$$:
>sit on your ass for 13 years and give zero information on your next game
>when you finally announce it, keep teasing the fans for another 1-2 years by constantly delaying the release date
>when the date comes,exclude the most popular platform and only release on consoles
>"physical" edition doesn't actually include anything "physical",just a download code
>plebs still buy it en masse because it's been 13 ***ing years
>ffw a few months, hype and sales start slowing down
>"The fans spoke, and we listened! We're releasing the game on an actual disc you can own!"
>everyone buys it again,even if they already bought it on release
>ffw another year
>make a new trailer bragging about improved graphics and finally release on PC
>everyone buys it for a third time
>ffw another year,sales are slowing down again
>release on VR
>everyone and their grandma buys your shit. Again.
>ffw 6 months, next generation of consoles comes out
>brainless plebs buy yet another copy because FlopStation 6 and Xblobs Series XYZ aren't backwards compatible
>keep rerererereleasing the same product for the next 15 years because backwards compatibility has been completely eradicated on ALL platforms
>brainless plebs keep buying your decade-old game until they spend their entire life savings

Bonus: Occasionally whine about piracy,because half of the human population of the world is apparently not enough for you

2MuchFreeTime · 7-Year Club · 2 points ·
>be CDPR
>fans' expectations are already sky high due to Witcher 3
>raise them even higher by marketing your next title as the greatest game ever made
>plan to make a 3rd person shooter to compete with GTA
>already delayed it like 15 times
>decide that animating the character is too much work
>*** it, let's switch it to first person and focus on polishing the rest of the game
>still release a messy pile of bugs and glitches

2MuchFreeTime · 7-Year Club · 3 points ·
Fck you,Tony

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2MuchFreeTime · 7-Year Club · 1 points ·
Jesus Christ,dude,clear your ***ing notifications, holy shit

2MuchFreeTime · 7-Year Club · 1 points ·
That *** has a fuсkton of nudes

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2MuchFreeTime · 7-Year Club · 14 points ·
...if you're brave enough


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