_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 2 points ·
I think it's only the case if you're far-sighted. I have a friend who's (VERY) near-sighted, and he looks like this with his glasses on

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 1 points ·
It's from an RPG called Skyrim. You play as a chosen one, a dragonborn, someone who can absorb a dead dragon's soul to kill them indefinitrly without the possibility of ressurection.
Dragonborn have a power called a "shout". They can speak words in the language of dragons. Each word has a different power. You can shout wind, fire, frost, disarm, do mind control on humans, animals and so on.
In order to learn a shout, you first need to find it etched in stone at a certain location, walk up to it, and after reading it, spend a dragon soul to learn it.
Each ability has 3 words. The most popular is Fus-Ro-Dah, as you get it by doing the main questline, and also see it during the game's trailer.
(Fus staggers your opponent slightly, Fus-Ro staggers them a lot, and Fus-Ro-Dah sends them flying across the room.)
Some undead enemies know how to shout in the language of dragons, but it's mostly done by the dragons themselves. Me and my cousins used to joke about how fights between dragons were basically just rap-battles

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 3 points ·
Look into my ass, Anakin; what do you see?

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 1 points ·
I even read that in the accent

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 2 points ·
Tryna go quadri-plegic

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 2 points ·
Cool reference

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 4 points ·
Anyone wanna do some quack?

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 1 points ·
I think you already know ;)

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 5 points ·
I'll use 51$ and save the rest for rent

_Coneberry · 6-Year Club · 1 points ·
I just googled "are baby cobras more dangerous than adults" and took results from the first 2 pages


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