!gamble 5

The news usually take at least 30m to an hour to go nationwide in the US...
Therefore, it would still make sense
Also, it's a funny coincidence, too bad OP is a bot

I also speak another language... Three other languages and my first is not english.
Lame excuse for being a dumb sucker who can't use the modern lingua franca

As someone able to read cyrillic, this hurts me

They're right you know? Stop with the bullshit.
Just invite your girlfriend over, tell her to go the bathroom and fire randomly against the door! Be like Oscar, a true hero!

Was it shark porn?

And R2D2 was even better in the prequels.
***ing badass if you ask me.

Or when you're from a country in which people have 5 names, so your full name is as long as this guy's, even if all your names are small...