AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 20 points ·
she got the wrong franchise because she has the hairline of a Klingon emperor.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 3 points ·
man
there was this one time I had to make a phone call AND write emails -- not one email, but two...

I've seen some shit, bruv... some you wouldn't believe.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 2 points ·
idk fam
it does have its health effects, and, historically, most Europeans have drunk, and most Europeans have been healthy and stronk.

I can't say I agree that alcohol is not necessary to have fun. I couldn't stand most of my friends sober (I can barely tolerate them drunk tbh). I don't really care for board games or cards (and they're not that popular where I live to begin with), so there's pretty much only one thing that unites us -- and it also happens to be one of the few things that help me manage my stress (temporarily).

the thing is, alcohol might actually be the safest thing to drink.
coffee will get you coked up and tea will get you gayed up -- and soda is just liquid candy that doesn't even taste that good.

is it healthy not to drink? yes.
will you see a benefit if you quit alcohol entirely? probably not big enough to warrant total abstinence.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 2 points ·
we don't just normalize it arbitrarily imho
alcohol has been a part of humanity pretty much since we know about humanity -- you won't find texts about Moses or Socrates blazing it 420, but you will find that almost every other text references wine.
not to mention, making wine and beer is considered a craft; you won't find the same belief held about people that grow weed.
and wine is healthy if taken in small doses (smt about blood pressure idk I don't drink for health anyway).

I don't think I should aim to drink less this year for the simple fact that I don't drink that much any year; only once in a few months, and even then I don't get smashed.

I'm not defending drinking, and I'm definitely against high schoolers drinking (which has been the norm since when I was in high school ~2014), but I don't think teetotaling is necessarily the way to go.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 3 points · *
you starting posting about this 7 months ago
some of us having been living it since 7 years ago.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 4 points ·
this is a threat.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 5 points ·
Don't.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 4 points ·
What the *** did you just say about him, little ***?
I'll tell you a little secret if I may, he's served 2 years in the RAF, involved in countless reality shows about his personal life and service in the British Army. He has over 25 confirmed kills and he considers them pieces on a chessboard.

... for those who don't know, he legit talked about this in an interview.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 8 points ·
I've heard cats can heal you from that illness that makes you like Serbs.

AlanoftheWake · Hardcore Commenter · 5 points ·
tfw just scored some zombussy, Corral.


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