creepy "shadow" man?

Gonna have that on a t-shirt I specifically only put on when mowing the grass.

It's almost like being imprisoned for your own benefit still means being imprisoned.

I don't think the cartel requires you to have a certification to work with a chainsaw.

Funny story, a few weeks ago I got my chainsaw certification. While training for it I came in contact with a chainsaw that was off, but the chain was still running, because I forgot to put the break in. It very cleanly cut off exactly just the skin so there was barely any bleeding and you could see the red flesh underneath. I was pretty lucky that the cut was neither deep nor big. It healed up pretty well. Definitely learned my lesson to always put the chain break in lol

It's been a while, but I don't remember them being presented as undesirable. It's just that Ron and Harry both got rejected by the girls they actually wanted to go with.

Essentially it just means "tree look spooky". The implication is that because the tree looks like it has eyes, it is secretly a monster that kills people and only mimics a tree.

it's a reference to this

Pippin looking into the Palantir in the middle of the night: HERR SAUROOOOOON! HERR SAUROOOOOON!