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typical girl thing to claim that boys never do 'action A', together with posting photographic proof of a guy doing said 'action A'. ***es. also: we're nog ***ing walking scrunchies. ALSO: that pasta looks boring as hell.

now that's a fupa (google it)

these are two girls talking.

at least with the toaster the prankster hid the buttons.

i came here to say Ben Stiller looks old.

when do the people making these realize that it's much easier for us to believe these are real if the one who owns the phone and made the screenshot isn't the one actually being 'made fun of', in one way or another.

walking is a thing that exists. that's what is wrong with that.

it's not a conclusion i took from what i just told you;
america is founded by europeans, so basically americans ARE europeans, however, we all know they're fat and dumb, thus: america = europe + some stupidity overtime, since founded.

it's two things i said, sorry for the confusion.

easy out: 1: "oh no baby, sorry for the mixup, it happened to a friend i was sitting next to". 2: delete all text-evidence. 3 "babe, i need some trust here" (4, bonus) let a friend back you up on Facebook saying it happened to him.