Really? I heard he was quite stingy!

Just for the few of you that still care about reality: California is the homeless state because other states, especially red ones, outright tell their homeless they can get ***ed.

It's literally just that simply. California is one of the few places where an American doesnt get pissed on by their own representatives just for being homeless.

patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

If I was Atlas I simply wouldn't shrug

Wret's go, Wronghorns!

Sir, a second itsy bitsy spider has fallen down the water spout

The chef combining ingredients from all corners of the world to create an amazing sauce I wont like because there's a tomato on my burger

Dreyfusards when the Anti-Dreyfusards walk in

As long as youre not one of those fags thats attracted to goblins cus you have a "shortstack fetish" (midget***er)

not really my favorite type of language, I guess I'm anti-Semitic