I have actually never logged in for .... years ?! Just lurking every other week or month, got too much real life issues on my plate to be here like I were before ....
But seeing this I just had to.
And regardless of how dead the site, I salute the core community standing fast !

Have the time of your life, all you glorious b*stards !

Me: I want a Burger
BurgerKingEmployee: Sorry, we don't have those
Me: You must be joking
BKE: We are legally not allowed to call them burgers
Me: *points at menu* I want that burger
BKE: You mean the Whopper?
Me: No. The literal hamburger.
BKE: Yes but we use the mirrored version of the russian letter for "ya". So it's legally not the word burger.
Me: But they are safe for consumption?
BKE: They are delicious.

That's called a shotgun

what good is hand sanitizer in the age of foot fetishism
we need good foot sanitizer

They are both an issue but without corrupt politicians and legal loopholes, business owners have precious few options for exploitation. Even 'worse' when there are strict labour laws and unions for workers to have as much leverage as the companies themselves.
I know this sounds communist but it works in Europe.

Regardless, corrupt business owners are just as much a cancer. But not the one we should really focus on

time to go down the pipe

It was shit in most aspects. But so hardcore over the top that makes it good again in a really weird, cheesy way.

Can't remember any other time where I read about an army of knights with wizards being devastated by Apache helicopters.

"Ying-Yang"

yes, like the famous martial arts style
"Kung Fung"
and traditional Chinese geomancy
"Feng Shing"

you mean like pre-moses times?

Reminds me of the novel Grunts! by Mary Gentle.

Plot (skip it if you don't care)
Some ancient superdragon did dimensional shenanigans and basically transported half of the US Army's equipment to his lair.
A band of Orcs is dispatched by Necromancer to get it. Meanwhile his boss, super-sauron (no really!) vanishes.

The orcs start using and training with the equipment and start killing fancy fantasy armies with bullets. On top of that they somehow got their hands on a shitload of magic-protection amulets against those nasty wizards.

Some amount of plot happens and then boom, Super-Sauron is back and gets introduced as being almost omnipotent, reducing the greatest wizard to a fat-smear in an instant.

Then sentient bugs arrive with their spaceships and Super-Sauron possesses the body of their deceased overlord and they fly away.

It was trash. But trash that I treasure.
Also several naughty scenes (like a female halfling getting turned into more or less a fleshlight for the Orc boss)