dafolzey · Casual Poster · 2 points ·
Ackshually ... Most HoAs prohibit renting. They exist for the maintenance of community property. Most of the time that means the builder wanted to boost sales values with some nice landscaping at the entrance to the neighborhood. But sometimes they also have pools, tennis courts, gyms, etc. They grant themselves the power to control how individual houses look because precisely the people who shouldn't be given any power are the only ones motivated to seek board positions. And believe me, if you've ever lived next to a horder, you might wish there was an HoA.

And Dudders said, they used to also exist to veto sales to people they didn't want living in the neighborhood (negros, Jews, and Catholics).

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 5 points ·
But now ozzy needs a drool cup and someone to wipe his ass for him

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 2 points ·
Cloudflare uses a room full of lava lamps. They take a photo of the lava lamps then use an undisclosed checksum to generate random numbers.

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 1 points ·
Careful, she's a powerful central European monarch.

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 2 points ·
Environmentalists really do ruin everything.

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 2 points ·
Yea, but they were the plan ahead type criminals. Like Italians ... oh

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 3 points ·
What I dream of

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 3 points ·
Cat5 can be signal jammed. Cat6a and 7 are relatively immune. But because careful, most Cat7 cable is falsely advertised.

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 8 points ·
Gary says thankyou

dafolzey · Casual Poster · 1 points ·
So you don't get cum all over your sheets I guess


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