The East is scary

This is how Germans see Poland. And how Poles see Russia. And how Russians see Mongolia.

This implies that either Gypsies also hate Gypsies or they aren't people. Either is equally true and funny.

Touching grass is no longer enough. I need to be adducted by the Fae.

The conspiracy theorists are gonna have a field day when they find out about the Gabe Cube.

Is this some kind of crime joke I'm too white to understand?

Walmart store managers make decent money. $95k on average.

Compared to how many employees, the value of merchandise, and the real estate they're responsible for, it's terrible. But for a job with less formal qualifications than almost anything else that pays decently well, its pretty good.

Thank you sir. I enjoyed this leftist meme with great delight.

Even Mossad plants don’t go so far as having 2 children with their target.

Valve is a privately held company. Executives are under no obligation to maximize quarterly returns. This affords them the time flexibility to act according to how all the economic theorists say capitalism is supposed to work.

Publicly traded companies are not legally required to maximize shareholder value on any particular time frame. But because stocks get traded every day, large investors have no desire to own stock in a company that that isn’t trying to return the most profit over the next couple months. They could sell now, then buy later when that company’s good behavior and future sight start to pay off. But the board of directors would never be so patient, they want their stock values to go up now. They would fire Gabe and replace him with someone like Satya Nadella or sell to private equity in less than 2 years. When the company is already larger than most countries and isn’t actively cannibalising itself (like GE in the 90s) that can work surprisingly well for a surprisingly long time (for the shareholders). But there are only like 20 companies in the world that large.