Dansir · 1 points ·
what if you got a nose bleed 0.0

Dansir · 1 points ·
what is this from?

Dansir · 1 points ·
My 3 year old cousin once fell face first and hit the coffee table on his way down to the floor. Everyone came to his attention, and needless to say he flipped shit. Two weeks later he did the same thing and no one was around but me. Knowing this fact^ from babysitting experiences, I left him alone and there was no reaction.

Dansir · 5 points ·
it's raining men?

Dansir · 1 points ·
it's not your average chips, it's a chip made of entirely of chocolate with candy cane bits in it.

Dansir · 1 points ·
you're kidding me right? You know the priest asks both the bride and the groom "do you take so and so's hand in marriage," right?

Dansir · 1 points ·
be careful what you wish for, you could be the one who gets said "I don't" to.

Dansir · 1 points ·
why would ladies have to take note? Wouldn't guys take note to make sure they look like that ever morning?

Dansir · 1 points ·
bloopers? if not what episode?

Dansir · 0 points ·
It's a toyota...


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