Did the same back in 2000 to play Snowboarding on bonus.com

Their shooting sfx is engraved in my brain

Sounds like speech warmup training

She's a total ***, but she's right.

When life gives you lemon

Parthy fooled everyone. He carefully set his pieces to make sure he would inherit Alduin's army after the dragonborn defeated him. He also made sure the way of the voice would only be granted to a select few and knew Ulfrik would be important in the prophecy. After the war ended, he fledes with his dragons, patiently waiting for the dragonborn's natural death to come back and become the new tyrant.
His death is completely deserved.

I always cut Playboy's five years plan short with a molotov to the face

Frozen beer, burnt pizza, fourth kid. All results of a guy taking it out too late

Tbf, if I see a 40 yo with a 18 sidepiece, I'll think he's a f-ing pedo anyways.
Unless I'm the lucky old fart, in wich scenario it would be 100% okay