Elking_Size · Commenter · 2 points ·
Get shreked

Elking_Size · Commenter · 4 points ·
Killed by a scorpion bolt to the neck during an anti-auxiliary rally after advocating for free access to range weapons for every citizen.

Elking_Size · Commenter · 4 points ·
Luckily I finally landed a family doc who does not have a god complex and respects her patients intelligence.

Elking_Size · Commenter · 3 points ·
Had to sing half the freaking Pokerap before I realised you were referencing Weedle

Elking_Size · Commenter · 2 points ·
The more I look, the worse it gets

Elking_Size · Commenter · 13 points ·


Elking_Size · Commenter · 2 points ·
Being taller than everyone around me I spend my whole day looking down to speak to people. I have no choice but to sleep without a pillow to keep my neck straight at night.

Elking_Size · Commenter · 3 points ·
Come to Québec. Our laws make it illegal to sell edibles that could be mistaken for candies. So we have weed beef jerkies in our stores.

Elking_Size · Commenter · 2 points ·
Always knew that guy was sus

Elking_Size · Commenter · 1 points ·
Is his basement ceilling 3.5 meters high or is he hobbit sized?


Elking_Size
Lurking since the purge. Saw the bot wars and the admins tantrums. I contribute as little as possible to this community.
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