He literally walk it off

The one in the left says "The west has fallen" the right one says "My brother, we don't even live in the west, please have some more krambambula"

My parents did the same and I only developed an eating disorder

I mean it was their failure if their son is fat

you say it like its a bad thing

My brother got sneaked attacked, classic.

If you somehow get into bdsm with a regular partner, the best way to do it is having a previous discussion with limits and making a list of what is allowed or what is not. I have do it for years, people usually enjoy discussing this, and that way you almost never miss.

Sorry to hear that OP, hope this doesn't make you doubt or discourage you to be yourself freely in public

It could be argued, depending on the countrie's law, that you baited people with the explicit intention to hurt them. So its not just your bike that you left there, is a mechanism that attracts people with the only objective of hurting them. Is not self defense, you are not defending your property, this could be easily be argued by a lawyer

Grievious probably would get me some ice cream