I was there. 3000 years ago.

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sadge

m o n s t e r

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Crisis averted

cat with the glasses

Attonemend, atome-ent, addomend, you what I mean

ez mafs

The healer in my village is claims that elixirs cause alchemic reactions to make philosophers stones

Chahahahahad

(((dragons)))

 

Prepare for trouble

Shame

xdddddddddddddddddddddd

ooo

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David vs Goliat

Based Gaben

Ah-hyuck!

Mabye he knows exactly.

ᵠᵘᵃᶜᵏ

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The CIA tried a lot of looney-tunes-ass BS on my man

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Not "if", more like "when"

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And I probably pay way more

Iltam Sumra Rashupti Ilatim

No, but yours did

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hmm

Noo baby, don't turn 26, ur so beautiful

My bad

m'theydy

Today's the day!

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It's more like "enjoy until you fall asleep"

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Duk

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Literally me

He needs some time to cuddle afterwards

bass

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How could I have known that the pickle-inator would do this? HOW, I SAY!

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I also like to live... on the edge

CIA got me {OC}

Sample text.

g_y and c_inge

is this legal?

***ing bees

HOAs are an abomination

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Confainer

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Eat my sperm dust

big sad

fee

xdd

Om, come again?!

“Yes, Diego Heinrich is my grandpa, how did you know?”

Happy birthday Ted Kaczynski

Spengler predicted this...

just like God intended

movies even

Can we fix her?

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HODL

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Ronald Raegan deserved the electric chair

fun

It's all cumming together

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Bulgbros, I tipping my hat

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whoa

chicken

No, they eat seed

blubb

This show is getting really really strange

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summoned up an image for you

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Wish that was me