Males are miraculously incapable of peeing while sitting down. They have to pee standing in order to assert dominance in the household. But since you go to the toilet alone, they have to pee not only inside the bowl, but also besides it to make sure that the females know about his alpha position.

>Mares
>Incredible muscle control
>Can self abort
>Winking clit
>Estrus cycles where they become slutty
>Can have orgasms that shake their entire body
>Stallions barely last 15 seconds

How long until Throne of Game of Thrones Games?

IWTCIL

#plebs

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its not /b/ but /mlp/