This calls for a pokematic shows his retro game console collection video

This gives me anxiety

First i was like: not that weird, i have seen that type of clock before.

Then started to look better: its the exact same clock

For me it was legend of mir

Cloudy piss*

Meanwhile in an alternative Universe

Lets focus on earth for this example (as we cannot be sure that all living things in the universe are made up of cells):

On earth we divide organisms in single cell (bacteria and archaea) and multicellular organisms (all other life: animals, plants etc.). By your logic half of all cells on earth would disappear at random, and as a result half of the cells of every human, plant, Hugeloler would dissappear while the other half would remain and just collapses into a pile of non coherence.

There is of course an almost infinitely small chance that half of the cells that disappear exactly belong to half of the humans, plants etc. but that does away with the fact that its chosen at random.

As explained in the comment to FranzSkuffka, bacteria are able to live by themselves, therefore qualifying as an actual living thing while neurons are not able to live by themselves and are therefore not a living thing.

And yes, we are going in way to deep, but its a nice thought experiment.

The definition in this case would be whether the thing you are talking about can live by itself without the 'host'. Your gut microbiome mainly consists of bacteria that can live by themselves outside of your body. Neurons are cells that are a part of your body but those cells can't 'live' outside of your body (lab conditioned experiments aside). Therefore one is an actual separate organism while the other is not (and indeed part of a whole).

No, neurons are cells of your body while gut biome consists of bacteria etc. which are actual separate organisms.

He probably kept his skills up to date in that Giant prison of his