"Never eat alone"

Also there is this one, arguably more stupid though

There actually is a story like that. I cant remember who is trying to kill Clak, but he has to make it look like he got hurt alot. I just remember a scene where a fire hydrant explodes and he is walking away acting hurt.

The Gender isnt the issue this time. Its the fact that fighting fire with fire doesnt really help at all.

This week my uncle finally passed away. He was fighting with dementia for years and the last months have been hard. There wasnt anything left of him but his body basically. Problem was, he lived a very healthy life and his body didnt want to give up, even though there was nobody left in there to control it.

A week ago we got told, that his body is finally shutting down.
I went to see him one last tme on tuesday, talked to my aunt and him for hours.
She then left me alone with him so I could say goodbye and I said everything I wanted to tell him. It felt very, very good. Of course I´ve cried a lot, but I would never pass this opportunity up for anything. Saying goodbye is so very important.

He died the next day.
Im still sad, but I feel kinda relieved in a way too. He was gone for a while now and he would´nt have wanted to go on like this. But it was good that he did, so that we could tell him we love him one last time.

Lesson learned: Dont live healthy.
JK, love your loved ones and tell them you love them as long as you have the chance.

Im alright now, just kinda exhausted, so give me a monster energy mixed with vodka please.

Came in a bit late I guess. Although I usually dont come late with her at all

No, you are fine. That might just be an issue on her side, let me try her just to be sure

Ed-ward

How do you know about this and why havent I heard of this sooner?

This is the best autism posting ever, I love it