I just want to know who, and under what circumstances, left a three star review. Was he just like "she was hot and all but she didn't cradle my balls properly."

Kripp: rare pepe has a weak statline which makes it virtually unusable in constructed play, but the high health actually makes it good in arena because board presence is so essential in arena. I love arena. Arena arena arena.
Trump: I don't see a lot of pepe decks around right now so you won't be able to extract maximum value out of this card.
Reynad: According to my shitty website and my bulbous forehead, this card is SO IN the meta right now.
DayNine: this card is TIGHT!!!! my cats are the best cats.
noxious: who gives a shit let's run it in every deck for the lolz.