Good music videos, but garbage humans.

What's the problem? You never wiped your butt with a tea bag? You should try it.

I also assumed that was pounds and did the calculation. You are correct. If you Google "350kg human" then this woman has nothing on them. She may be more like 150. Besides, someone weighing 350 must also be able to pick up 350kg, that is like a normal person standing up, but having like 3 average people on their back. There is no way.

Just make Fallout 2.5

So as it Fallout 2, but with insanely upgraded graphics. I'd play the crap out of that game.

Facebook knows you have a small peepee. Because that thing gets inserted into your partner, and then you follow.

9 is the magic number.

Because faecal matter has been measured to travel through 9 sheets in an average "sitting" (or is that now an average s(h)itting???)

"Just Doctor Satan Thingz"?

What did I just read?

Well you decided to wear Crocs... So I guess you never had a plan to pick up anyone alive in any case, so your disappointment level is 1/10 so I guess no fail.

It happens when a chicken lays an egg in zero gravity, so the teardrop shape never forms as the egg never falls, it floats. Farmers host their chickens in these zero gravity zones lately as breakage is less.