Lubemaster · 1 points · *
The opel hit the lambo on the right side, so chances are good that the opel had the right of way.

Lubemaster · 1 points ·
I know Fall Guys but what is the first one and why do I see it suddenly everywhere on the interwebs?

Lubemaster · 1 points ·
There‘s a word for that: Skeumorphism.

Lubemaster · 1 points ·
Haha you know what a funny thought I had? I thought his stronger right hand comes from that he‘s always mastrubating (a lot, since he‘s a teenager) with his right hand and not with his left. Therefore the right one‘s more trained and therefore stronger than the left. Haha silly me. Sorry!

Lubemaster · 1 points · *
Seriously? I mean wtf?! Don‘t get me wrong, this is terrible! But at the same time I‘m impressed that someone can throw this idk maybe 15-20 kg weight so easily! Hope this guy gets what he deserves. A bloody anus from f*cking in jail.

Lubemaster · 5 points ·
Oh yee, that makes me immediately wanna buy it. Not! Seriously, a perfume sells with emotions. „If you use this product you have xy lifestyle and are xy person“, or „using that product makes you badass cool“. Sounds stupid but it only works like this. I work in advertising since 15 years and believe me, that‘s how it works. What you proposed sounds nice and logical, but it won‘t work.

Lubemaster · 4 points ·
Well, I mean you‘re not wrong. But have you ever tried to communicate how a parfume smells via TV?

Lubemaster · 1 points ·
No fooking foighting!

Lubemaster · 1 points · *
I‘ve had a prostate exam last year for a checkup. Seriously, this goes so quick and easy, you can‘t even think about having a boner. Sorry to dissappoint you guys.

Lubemaster · 3 points ·
Thank you man! Much appreciated! Taking good care of my psyche was (and still is) very important. And that‘s also why I‘m pretty famous at the hospital, bc all people admire how positive and motivated I still am after all this. But if you ask me - I don‘t have an alternative. Feeling miserable and sink into self-pity isn‘t an option. Many people told me I shoult write a book about that and how I managed it to go through this, in order to help other people that suffer too from a rough medical condition. And I‘m actually considering it and I’m now checking what it needs to write one. Let‘s see how it goes.

I‘m not finished with living. Expect me to stay on this planet for a while :)


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