At least the knife statue had a face and hands not made of knives

Pirates lost too, but in the end, they won the hearts and minds of the youth

Feels good to get this kind of recognition

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word

So there's this bartender guy who beats the sh!t out of of an army of thralls of this big-tiddy schoolgirl who has a magic sword, but it's not actually magic, the real magic sword belongs to an ever bigger tiddy schoolgirl who once unironically tried to decapitate some Irish biker b!tch but it didn't work because she's a headless spirit.

Also there's a gang war going on in the background the entire time.

Not surprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgweofjxZCU

I am Gumby dammit

But you still haven't explained your reasoning behind deciding what you shoutout to me

Joke's on you, I already know about that