It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
797,121 Poster of the Year
Stepping Up Your Game Incarnate
Lame Origin Stories: The Flash
She really pulled off her old lady costume
You people how dare you
Sounds like they're cutting staff
A stable job
The ultimate villain
Walking trick or treat caravan umbrella
Can I speak to your manager 2.0
Denny’s is for crackheads
Am I too late to the party?
Why has noone done this before? Thank you creator lol
Howard working at Costco in Moncton NB
So it begins
Assisted suicide without consent
Let me take a selfie
I was taco belle last night
Get me an abrams tank and the biggest barrel of whiskey you can find
One day difference.
friend buying half & half with a check at the grocery store on Halloween
It's so realistic
no homo though
You'll doggy-paddle down here. We'll doggy-paddle down here.
Thy is the jester and thee is thine circus
His power is too great
Kids these days...
Retailers coming into work on Nov 1st
Truth often gets in the way of knowledge
Everyone has to deal with some bullshit
I relate to this too well
Caught my math prof 69 folder
*** you vet
My dad was so proud of the "feetloaf" he made for Halloween. I think he nailed it
Is this some sort of couples joke I'm too single to understand
That’s NY for ya
The things mothers do for their children
This Welding Pumpkin
Only in Pittsburgh...
Lord of the roads
With John Cena heading towards physical comedy movies, this image is becoming a reality.
It's a literal kangaroo court in there
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
From Taylor Armstrong’s Twitter. This is f*cking hilarious!
1200 miles from home, a King Penguin is spotted on a beach in South Africa
Yeah, it's boomer time
This happens every day to me... Not the amazing job part, but the mistakes part...
Are you stoned ?
top 10 screenshots taken before disaster
Reminder for those who don't RIP
Ho ho ho mother***er
This can only end well
You ever drank Baileys out of a shoe?
I will jump your wall.
My brother dressed his daughter as himself today for Halloween
Please pray for my dog. He just realized we’re insane
Peter Pan and his shadow played by my nieces. One of them had to be the shadow. She’s so proud back there
This Dalmatian is a bit concerned about the Cruella de Vil look-alike.
Who doesn't love Toy Story?!
We talked about doing this group costume for over a year. Happy Halloween, baby!
the first person to hear the recordings
The mandrake needs re-potted soon!
Dress up for Halloween they said
be this man
Also check out my SoundCloud
My wife decided to dress up as me for Halloween.
this is what the tide pod craze was
Dora the destroyer
This wins Halloween.
Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.
Fifty shades of grey for Halloween...
It comes with a free yogurt... the yogurt is also cursed
send in the memes
I’m Doug Dimmadome
maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant
My handmade Batman costume
This kid wanted to be “a shirt” for Halloween.
Shades of Monty Python.
It's the sad truth
The best kind of halloween decoration
My friends went as Harry Potter and the Golden Snitch.
Happy Halloween, everyone! We are a double blind placebo controlled clinical trial!