From Taylor Armstrong’s Twitter. This is f*cking hilarious!

1200 miles from home, a King Penguin is spotted on a beach in South Africa

Yeah, it's boomer time

This happens every day to me... Not the amazing job part, but the mistakes part...

Are you stoned ?

wellwadyaknow

top 10 screenshots taken before disaster

Ho ho ho mother***er

oh no

This can only end well

You ever drank Baileys out of a shoe?

I will jump your wall.

My brother dressed his daughter as himself today for Halloween

Please pray for my dog. He just realized we’re insane

Peter Pan and his shadow played by my nieces. One of them had to be the shadow. She’s so proud back there

This Dalmatian is a bit concerned about the Cruella de Vil look-alike.

Who doesn't love Toy Story?!

Cripes!

We talked about doing this group costume for over a year. Happy Halloween, baby!

People.zip

the first person to hear the recordings

idiot

The mandrake needs re-potted soon!

Dress up for Halloween they said

be this man

Also check out my SoundCloud

My wife decided to dress up as me for Halloween.

this is what the tide pod craze was

Dora the destroyer

This wins Halloween.

Happy Halloween, ya filthy animals.

Fifty shades of grey for Halloween...

It comes with a free yogurt... the yogurt is also cursed

send in the memes

upgrade

I’m Doug Dimmadome

Relatable

Hmmmmmm

maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant

Happy Halloween!!

Nice

My handmade Batman costume

This kid wanted to be “a shirt” for Halloween.

Shades of Monty Python.

It's the sad truth

The best kind of halloween decoration

My friends went as Harry Potter and the Golden Snitch.

Happy Halloween, everyone! We are a double blind placebo controlled clinical trial!

Lol idiot

Poop Factory

Relatable

dawwwwwwww

EPIC PRANK gone WRONG ((WITH THE BOYS))

I decorated the I.T. department at work.

I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost

Vinz Clortho the Keymaster of Gozer

I'm 6 months pregnant, but I didn't want to do one of the standard pregnancy costumes.

I underestimated how much I was going to have to explain my costume

ah yes

Happy Halloween yall

Nobody would

yes, creeeeaaaam

tkitty

Roomba Suicide in my House last night. It somehow wrapped up its sensors in TP and headed off the edge.

hhhhhm

hahaha so real, tbh

fokking boomers

Feelin cute, might go extinct later

and on the fifth day, god created bowsette

Here's wishing we could change the color of titles

Maybe stack the papers differently?

pls stop

huh

Happy little F

Taco Beats The Dark Side

ʸᵉᵉᵗ

Gotcha

yer a donkey harry

just stop it

I guess it’s mangocado

This bird looks like a shitty CGI seagul I cant-

I see this as an absolute win

Team Rocket when their latest scheme to capture Pikachu didn't work according to plan.

$4 tip

Paul Rudd’s daughter dressed as The Wasp and he dressed as...Weird Al Yankovic

Absolutely Terrifying!!

I wont let you

I made this!

The police are not big fans of this Halloween costume...

Miami Florida Teen

nothing better than a good book

Star Wars - Deleted Scene

My mom had a hysterectomy last week, and her sister brought this over today

communicating with the dead.

Unexpected result

And then he rolls the same roll.

I’m sorry Ms Jackson!

Lol. Bottoms up.

Here’s Johnny...

heh