Vinz Clortho the Keymaster of Gozer

I'm 6 months pregnant, but I didn't want to do one of the standard pregnancy costumes.

I underestimated how much I was going to have to explain my costume

ah yes

Happy Halloween yall

Nobody would

yes, creeeeaaaam

tkitty

Roomba Suicide in my House last night. It somehow wrapped up its sensors in TP and headed off the edge.

hhhhhm

hahaha so real, tbh

fokking boomers

Feelin cute, might go extinct later

and on the fifth day, god created bowsette

Here's wishing we could change the color of titles

Maybe stack the papers differently?

pls stop

huh

Happy little F

Taco Beats The Dark Side

ʸᵉᵉᵗ

Gotcha

yer a donkey harry

just stop it

I guess it’s mangocado

This bird looks like a shitty CGI seagul I cant-

I see this as an absolute win

Team Rocket when their latest scheme to capture Pikachu didn't work according to plan.

$4 tip

Paul Rudd’s daughter dressed as The Wasp and he dressed as...Weird Al Yankovic

Absolutely Terrifying!!

I wont let you

I made this!

The police are not big fans of this Halloween costume...

Miami Florida Teen

nothing better than a good book

Star Wars - Deleted Scene

My mom had a hysterectomy last week, and her sister brought this over today

communicating with the dead.

Unexpected result

And then he rolls the same roll.

I’m sorry Ms Jackson!

Lol. Bottoms up.

Here’s Johnny...

heh

How to flirt on Halloween

Do better.

I really need to figure out what they are doing to my son at school

generation

Nice

mystery solved

Teach me. Master!

Spends the next few sessions not making any progress at all.

Fokking boomers

"Night of the Waiting to be Fed"

#relatable

And also Epstein’s death not a suicide.

Baseball last night

Ummm... Ok

yee naw

I agree, what a slut

Oh, to be young...

Batmeme

Spotted in a butcher's shop in Shanghai

Dr Jesus

Wait what?

I've never been so insulted before in my life

so no head?

Remember to check your Halloween candy for razors!

Except....

Girls are gay

Very awkward

I mean, literally its correct

If only there was some headgear that could give your eyes some shade

it was right about.....here!

My cousins at their Halloween party

People in 1791

see you later virgins (v:b

Girl of my dreams ;)

you can try

Remember, 35 years ago this Thursday, Daniel LaRusso was brutally attacked by members of Cobra Kai following a Halloween party. Tell your kids to be safe this Halloween.

From now in various colors

For those of you that are afraid of the dentist.

If you look closely you can see a twerking Batman

TROGDOR THE PUMPKINATOR!

why are you taking a pic of that

indestructible nokia!

Still a good boy, even if his eyesight is going

Math can be Scary

Treelon musk strikes again

Nope still see it as the derpy bird

Mexcellent!

you're the monster Timmy

As much as i support calm children, I really want to see the aftermath of someone disobeying the rules

Well that escalated quickly. artwork by Hunter Scheiderer

halt, you've violated the law

It's Canadian Spider-Man!

does this mean the ending is lobster tail?

a nice game of Uno

My ex is getting married this week and I got a dog. 100% sure I got the better deal